UnTunes:Perry the Platypus
| Sung to the tune of Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers |
If you're a criminal he's gonna catch you
He's a talented detective, not just a gumshoe.
See that evil scientist?
Pretty soon he will be pissed
Perry's gonna fuck his shit up big time
He's a platypus
He's a platypus
So you better be nice to Ferb and don't mess with Phineas
The Doctor's always planning something hostile
Perry just just makes that snorting sound with his nostrils
They can't ever get away
Perry always saves the day
If only all your pets were secret agents
He's a platypus
He's a platypus
When he puts on that fedora, things are getting disastrous
If you want to be like Perry, there's a costume
If you want to smell like Perry, here try this perfume
When your dad wants to be sly
Call him out for trying to lie
"Curse you Perry, I'm going to get you!"
*fucked up drums at the end*
He's a platypus
He's a platypus
He doesn't really say much, but he thinks that you're a wuss