Pentagram tic tac toe

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A game being played, pending the decision of whether to wipe out Jews or Nazis. Wipe the Jews out!!!

Pentagram tic tac toe is a method used by the United States government to randomly select a Axis of Evil target. Two targets are selected, and whoever wins gets to decide whether to bomb the crap out of the selected target or not. First thought of by our most beloved President Bush, while on a druken rant on how he hated everything that is not american and wishing to take over them. Later, the idea came to him while he was in a hangover. He dashed naked to his secetary, and told her his idea. Subsequently, he vomited all over her desk just as she was sending it to the CIA.

The CIA, getting the memo, put all of their brilliant minds together, along with the aid of a Grue and Captain Obvious . Many arguments broke out, involving the Grue attempting to eat everyone and Captain Obvious stating known facts already, like how Jews really suck. After a few days, the game was improvised and made official. It is now the official strategy of President Bush.

The Game[edit]

The most commonly used symbols in Pentagram Tic Tac Toe

This is an unique game, developed by the United States Governemnt. Mainly, it is a version of Tic Tac Toe. However, there have been a few changes in it. It involves a pentagram enveloped by a circle. Inside the pentagram, there are spaces divide by lines. Usually, two players are involved.

How to Play[edit]

Here a player must select a symbol of choice, and put it in one space. The other player must select a different symbol, and put it in the space of his or her choice. The game is won when a player has three of the same symbols lined up in a row, column, or a diaganolly. Then, whatever the corresponding symbol of the victor represents, is destroyed.