Paper Dart

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Think of this dart, but its made of paper, and much deadlier

Paper Darts are factory produced ranged weapons made using paper and stainless steel, commonly made to be used by toddlers and the elderly, specifically for caving in stone and clay roof tiles at their local school district and giving paper cuts to other people. Unlike regular darts, paper darts cost 50$ each, this would seem like a horrible trade, but for its power its considered "worth it".

Despite being weapons of mass destruction, modern paper darts flew under government radars because they looked like worse paper airplanes, and only started being noticed by government officials when they found dart shaped holes in the Orange House repeatedly during their daily construction, .

Due to OSHA Paper detectors, Its attempt to be revived indefinitely failing, and because only children will ever use them, Paper darts can no longer be created as of February 10, 2026, this is because they are currently extinct.

Origin[edit | edit source]

During the space race, while NASA was busy making rockets, The USSR discovered that paper airplanes, like real airplanes at the time, cannot gain more than 10 feet of altitude. So over the next few years, they circumcised their wings and made them smaller and hollow to create what is known as a "paper rocket", NASA caught on and decided to steal and patent the paper rocket before the USSR could, claiming their bragging rights as well.

After the space race ended, paper rockets became forgotten and went extinct as they served no purpose at the time.

Rediscovery[edit | edit source]

In the early 2020's, Children rediscovered paper rockets under a new name as a tool for "decoration" in classrooms, this was possible because numerous tutorials online existed specifically for making them. The primary target of the dart was the roof of buildings, although could be fired at people during sunset. After complaints from OSHA, bans in were enforced on paper darts and schools were issued with paper detectors, causing paper darts to become extinct again.

Usage[edit | edit source]

A paper dart could only be held in the direction of The Sun as paper darts contained a magnet inside to always face it, during night, the paper darts will fly into the ground if thrown.

When throwing, the paper darts achieved velocity if:

local dart = script.Parent
if dart.Target.Material = Enum.Material.Rock or Enum.Material.Stone then
    dart.V = math.big
    else
    dart.V = dart.Parent.LeftHand.V
end

It was recommended to hold the dart backwards using your middle fingers, and flick the dart forwards to achieve maximum velocity[1], and to flip targets off after throwing.

This paper jet is soon to get circumcised into a paper dart.

Power[edit | edit source]

Because paper "beats" rock in most cultures, Paper Darts will erase any solid stone or slate it touches, gaining massive velocity if the target is a rock, paper darts are typically 4 or 5 star weapons depending on their paper thickness, making them non-OSHA compliant in workspaces.

Paper darts are also very reloadable, A paper dart can be made in less than 7 seconds making them fast paced compared to other superweapons.

Legality[edit | edit source]

It is heavily debated[2] if such paper darts should be legal to own, but considering paper is vital to writing letters, money laundering, and fanfic production, it was never outlawed, and only became illegal once paper darts went extinct.

Transportation[edit | edit source]

Like paper airplanes, you could scribble illegal documents or files inside a paper dart and throw it at someone to pass notes, this is only if the receiver can actually catch the 195 mph dart. Government officials were trained to throw and catch them, once they were skilled enough, they were used for secret document passing across states. However, when paper darts went extinct in February 10, 2026, governments went back to paper airplanes.

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Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. As stated in the instruction manual.
  2. By nobody.