Nick Jr
Nick Jr. is a programming block on Nickelodeon designed for the preschoolers demographic.It can also be found on 480i for TV Channels and Radio Station Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
History[edit | edit source]
In the 1990s, the block was hosted by Face, literally a face that takes up the whole screen. It's less creepy that it sounds. In 1999, Nickelodeon launched a similar channel, Noggin, for providing similar "educational" programmes. In 2002, it underwent cell division into Nick Jr 2. and The N, also known as 'Canada vs. America : the Network', to satisfy Kevin Smith's quota of Caitlin Ryan pictures to masturbate to, or as explained to the kids, to bring programming resembling real life to teens. Mass Canadophobia eventually broke out in Noggin HQ and The N turned into TeenNick, and all traces of Kevin Smith's semen were fumigated from the network.
Shows[edit | edit source]
- Gullah Gullah Island
- David the Gnome
- Blue's Clues
- Allegra's Window
- Eureeka's Castle
- Papa Beaver's Storytime
- The Advertisement Show:A Show of Ads fighting for your attention! Please buy our products :(
- The town that replaced their public services with dogs
- Dora the blind bitch
- Show with many porn results 1
- Seafood kids
- Fun Feet Hour for Kids!
- Teletubbies and the Demon Sun
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