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==Stave 1: Introduction==
[[File:Napoleon Kaczynski.jpg|thumb|300px|left|What is the best part of living outside of civilization? Why, fighting wolverines with my sweet pre-industrial nunchucks!]]
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Here we meet [[Wikipedia:Ted Kaczynski|Dr. Theodore Kaczynski]], former assistant to the professor of [[mathematics]] at the [[University of California]], now insane isolated noble savage, as he engages in his special campaign. 

Who are you going to mail bomb today, Dr. Kaczynski?


{{cquote|Whoever I ''feel'' like bombing today. '''''GOSH!'''''}}
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==Stave 2: The Manifesto==

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Industrial Society and Its Future


1. The [[Industrial Revolution]] and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own society.

2. To those who think that this sounds like [[science fiction]], we point out that yesterday's science fiction is today's fact. The Industrial Revolution has radically altered man's environment and way of life, and it is only to be expected that as {{PopupImage|image=Napoleon Dynamite time travel.jpg|width=230|height=219|alt=Behold, the future of man.|technology is increasingly applied to the human body and mind}}, man himself will be altered as radically as his environment and way of life have been. 

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3. We therefore advocate a [[revolution]] against the industrial system. The only hope for mankind is to return to his roots; to reclaim his very wilderness. </code>


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4. Just like this sweet [[liger]] I drew yesterday. We should all be wild and majestic. Like a frickin' awesome race of ligers. 
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==Stave 3: Karaoke==
[[File:Kip the unabomber.png|thumb|"[[Your mom]] goes to UC Berkeley!"'']]
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{{User:Kip the Dip/notequote|<i>Yeees, he hates technology, 
But nooot as much as UC Berkeley. <br>
Stiiill, he hates technology,<br>
Now and Forever.</i>}}
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The post-civilized world will not miss Karaoke Night. <br clear="all">

==Stave 4: Revolution==
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{{Cquote|Yes! [[Rage Against the Machine|DESTROY THE MACHINES!]] Wipe them off the face of [[Idaho]] and the rest of the planet, for this revolution will ''not'' be televised!}}


[[File:Napoleon Bonamite.png|thumb|center|170px|It will certainly not be another [[French Revolution|French one]]. You oversocialized [[left-wing|leftists]] can eat a decroded piece of crap!]]

==Stave 5: Target: Jon Heder==
[[File:Heder dartboard.png|right|240px]]
"Ugh! Dang it! Someone left a bunch of [[crap]] on my front porch!" 


''[stares at it blankly]''





''*opens lid*''




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==Epilogue==
[[File:ND Zombie.jpg|250px|thumb|center|<center><big>'''Woke Up Dead.'''</big></center>]]

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