Moray

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A moray is an eel that is yellow black or grey,

Neither a drum nor a bass nor a stingrey.

It has pharyngeal jaws and its bite really hurts

But it makes great jellied eels for the gastronomically brave![1]

Moray's SUPA cute but it's teetrh are sharp a smug[2]

U can see it's teetrh in der image on the right ->

The moray will still exist come next Thursday,

This wheely-eely oddity in an eerie serpentine shape.

Moray has glasses.

Moray Eel 4.jpg

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  1. Poisonous, do not eat
  2. Poetic ambiguity sourced from the original IP editor.