List of Skalitz Defence Forces equipment

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Convoy of Pz.Kpfw. IV's of Skalitz Army near Velký Grunov in 2042, when it was still Kingdom of Skalitz


The Skalitz Grand Empire is an unusual political entity established in the tumultuous northern Czech lands. Since its formation in 2046, it has been in a near-constant state of war, primarily due to its precarious position surrounded by adversarial states such as the Socialist Republic of Nový Bor and the Česká Lípa Empire.

The empire was born through a series of aggressive annexations, most notably the Anschluss of Skalitz into the Republic of Manušice, the Grand Duchy of Sloup v Čechách, the Republic of Nový Oldřichov, the Empire of Žandov, the Principality of Sružnice, and several smaller, less consequential states. This political consolidation transformed a collection of fragmented micro-states into a unified but volatile regional power.

From its inception, the Skalitz Grand Empire has prioritized its military, developing a robust and highly disciplined armed force to counteract the persistent threats from its neighbors. The empire's defensive doctrine emphasizes rapid mobilization and strategic fortifications along its borders. With a history of relentless conflicts, Skalitz boasts an army known for its unconventional tactics and deep-rooted resilience.

The Skalitz Grand Empire finds itself in an uneasy balance of power, hemmed in by rivals such as the industrialized Socialist Republic of Nový Bor, with its collectivist ideology and resource-driven ambitions, and the Českolipské Empire, a monarchist state with expansionist tendencies. Diplomatic relations are strained at best, with frequent skirmishes and proxy conflicts marking the region as a hotspot of instability.

Despite its turbulent external relations, Skalitz has managed to cultivate a unique identity, blending the traditions of its constituent states into a distinct cultural tapestry. However, internal governance remains a challenge, with lingering tensions among the formerly independent states occasionally threatening to unravel the unity of the Grand Empire. Economic development is heavily skewed towards military production, leaving other sectors underdeveloped and contributing to domestic unrest.

In this volatile setting, Skalitz's future remains uncertain, as its leaders grapple with the dual challenges of maintaining internal cohesion and defending against external aggression.

2046-2055 (First Skalitz - SRNB war)[edit | edit source]

Infantry weapons
Name Image Type Cartridge Designation in Skalitz Numbers Note
Walther P38/P1
Walther P1 9mm 88121W L DSC7707.jpg
Semi-automatic pistol 9x19 mm Parabellum Infanteriepistole M38 Approx. 45,000 Standard-issue pistol, locally produced in LWF
Walther PP
Walther PP (6971798197).jpg
Semi-automatic pistol .32 ACP

.38 ACP

Offizierpistole M31/40 Approx. 600 only for officers
Steyr M1912
Steyr Hahn M1912 Romanian 9mm Steyr 4616b R DSC7596.jpg
Semi-automatic pistol

Machine pistol

9x19 mm Parabellum Infanteriepistole M12/27

Schnellfeuerpistole M24

32,500

11,000

Used in previous wars,also locally produced in LWF
Rast & Gasser M1898
Rast und Gasser M1898.JPG
Combat revolver .38 Special (converted from 8 mm Gasser) Infanterierevolver M98/17 Unknown Limited use
M1911A1
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Semi-automatic pistol .45 ACP Infanteriepistole M45 1,700 Upcoming standard-issue pistol, Locally produced in LWF
MAB 38 Beretta 38 noBG.png Submachine gun 9x19 mm Parabellum Maschinenpistole M30 25,000 Standard-issue submachine gun, locally produced
PPSh-41
PPSh-41 from soviet.jpg
Submachine gun 9x19 mm Parabellum Maschinenpistole M53 400-800 Limited use, upcoming standard-issue submachine gun, locally produced
Gewehr 98
Gewehr 98 noBG.jpg
Infantry rifle

Carbine

7,92x57 mm Mauser Infenteriegewehr M07

Karabiner M07A

Karabiner M25

Approx. 56,000 Standard-issue rifle, locally produced, used also in militia
Winchester model 70
Pre-1964 Winchester Model 70 2.jpg
Sniper rifle 7,92x57 mm Mauser Scharfschützengewehr M40 circa 6,000 Standard-issue sniper rifle, locally produced
M1 Garand
M1 Garand rifle USA noBg.jpg
Semi-automatic Rifle

Designated marksman rifle

7,92x57 mm Mauser Selbstladendes-Infanteriegewehr M55

Scharfschützengewehr M55

not more than 400 Limited use, upcoming standard-issue rifle and DMR, locally produced
SA vz. 58
Sa 58-JH01 noBG.png
Assault rifle 7,62x39 mm Maschinekarabiner M55 5 trials, produced locally
MG 08
MG 08 noBG.png
Infantry machine gun 7,92x57 mm Mauser Maschinengewehr M17/38 Approx. 20,000 Standard-issue, locally produced
MG 34
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Light machine gun 7,92x57mm Mauser Maschinengewehr M40 6,700 used by Militia and SFG, produced locally
Stielhandgranate
Stielhandgranate 43 MHM noBG.png
Grenade various same more than 200,000 Most common explosive
F1
F1 grenade travmatik com 02 by-sa.jpg
Grenade various Kugelgranate more than 80,000 Limited use
Panzerfaust 60
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Rocket launcher 88 mm Panzerabwehrraketenwerfer M40 Approx. 35,000 Standard-issue RPG, locally produced
Panzerschreck
Panzerschreck 43 AM.049250 noBG.png
Rocket launcher 88 mm Panzerabwehrraketenwerfer M51 not more than 2 000 Assigned to the engineer and special forces, locally produced
Armored or tracked vehicles
Name

Designation

Image type Numbers Note
Tanks
T-34/85

Mitteler Panzer T-34

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Medium tank 675 Many variants (Original, Czechoslovak, most of them produced domestically in Langenauer Automobil Werke). Imported tanks were mostly donated by Vietnam or stolen from Museums. Decomissioned in 2073.
Panzerkampfwagen IV

Mitteler Panzer IV

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Medium tank 195 Various versions from Ausf.D to Ausf.H. Most of them stolen from museum or preserved from previous wars. By the start of First Skalitz-Bor war, most of them were stored, used as cadet tanks or turned into memorials.
T-54Mitteler Panzer T-54
Skalitz T-54-2.png
Medium/Main battle tank 3,100 in 2055 Variants T-54-2 and T-54-3. 107 were bought in 2045 cheaply from museums and surpluses, most of them were built as unlicenced copies in local LAW factory from 2048.
T-72Kampfpanzer T-72
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Main battle tank 1,660 in 2055 480 T-72M's and M1's were bought from many untrustful resources in 2050. More than 1,000 were built locally under licence from 2052.
IS-2

Schwerer Panzer JS-2

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Heavy tank 76 All were stolen from museums and monuments all around the world. Decomissioned in 2063.
Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf.B TigerSchwerer Panzer VI Auchlusch
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Heavy tank 20 Bought from museums in 2046. Due to reliability problems and lack of spare parts, all were sent to storage by summer 2051.
Self-propelled guns
Name

Designation

Image Type Numbers Note
SU-76M

7,62 cm ZiS-3 Sturmgeschütz auf T-70

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Assault gun

Tank destroyer

475 5 Bought in 2045. 470 other were built locally in LAW. 170 were upgunned. By 2055, all remaining SU-76's were upgraded to M1 standard. Decomissioned in 2075
SU-122M

12,2 cm Feldhaubitze M-30 auf T-70

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Self-propelled gun 120 Rebuilt from SU-76M. Most of them were lost. Decomissioned in 2066.
SU-152M

15,2 cm Feldhaubitze D-2 auf T-70

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Self-propelled gun 50 Rebuilt from SU-76M. All were lost until 2054.
Towed artillery
Name

Designation

Image Type Caliber Numbers Note
Lehká Polní houfnice vz.18/40

10,5 cm Leicht Felthaubitze M 18/40

LeFH18 at Sapun Mountain2.jpg
Light field howitzer 105 mm 400+ Standard-issue, mostly czechoslovak post-war version, also used as anti-tank gun
D-30

12,2 cm Leicht Felthaubitze M-30/44

122 mm M1938 in Romanian service 2.jpg
Light field howitzer 122 mm 200 Used also for close support
ZiS-3

7,62 cm Feldkanone M35

ZIS-3 76 mm AT cannon model 1942 in the Great Patriotic War Museum 5-jun-2014.jpg
Field gun

Anti-tank gun

76,2 mm 1,000+
Royal Ordnance QF 25-Pounder

8,7 cm Feldkanone M42

5th Canadian Field Regiment firing 25-pounder gun.jpg
Field gun 87,6 mm 70 Mostly misused as anti-tank gun

2055-2069 (Calm years, War with Overwatch, change of regime)[edit | edit source]

Between 2055 and 2069, the Skalitz Grand Empire underwent significant changes. The military revamped the system for designating its equipment, as the previous system was so chaotic that even experts could barely understand it before 2055. The camouflage patterns were also updated to align better with the modern era. However, despite being relatively decent by its standards, the Skalitz military was still considered a century behind global trends.

In 2060, the Skalitz Grand Empire achieved a surprising victory in its war against Overwatch. This was followed by another triumph in 2063, this time against Talon. By 2069, the Empire had emerged victorious in its second war with the Socialist Republic of Nový Bor, solidifying its position as a regional power.

The year 2067 marked a turning point with the death of A. Anschlusch, an event that led to a regime change. This shift in leadership prompted the adoption of a more modern camouflage pattern that same year, symbolizing a broader effort to modernize the military. While the reforms brought noticeable improvements, the Skalitz armed forces still struggled to fully catch up with the technological advancements of other global powers.

Despite these challenges, the Skalitz Grand Empire continued to adapt and evolve, demonstrating resilience and a surprising ability to achieve military victories against formidable opponents.

Infantry weapons
Name Image Type Cartridge Designation in Skalitz Numbers Note
M1911A1
M1911A1.png
Semi-automatic pistol 9x19 mm Parabellum P.45 75,000+ Standard-issue pistol, Locally produced in LWF
Colt Commander
Flickr - ~Steve Z~ - Colt Combat Commander MKIV .45 ACP.jpg
Semi-automatic pistol 9x19 mm Parabellum P.55 20,000+ Used by officers and military police, nickel variants are used by generals, locally produced
PPSh-41
PPSh-41 from soviet.jpg
Submachine gun 9x19 mm Parabellum MP 53 60,000+ Standard-issue submachine gun, locally produced
Remington 870
MarineMag1.jpg
Combat shotgun 12 Gauge Schr.Fl. 57 6,000 8-round magazine, used by Special forces, tank crews and military police
M1 Garand
M1 Garand rifle USA noBg.jpg
Semi-automatic Rifle

Designated marksman rifle

7,62x51 mm NATO G.55

Sch.Sch.G.55

More than 50,000 Standard-issue rifle and DMR, locally produced
SA vz. 58
Sa 58-JH01 noBG.png
Carbine 5,56x45 mm NATO K.55 up to 10,000 Used in Special forces, produced locally
MG 34
German MG 34 b.jpg
Light machine gun 7,62x51 mm NATO LMG.55 more than 10,000 Standard-issue, produced locally
M2HB
M2 machine gun at Musee de l Armee-IMG 7566-white.jpg
Heavy machine gun .50 BMG SMG.58 up to 3,000 Standard-issue heavy machine gun, locally produced
Winchester model 70
Pre-1964 Winchester Model 70 2.jpg
Sniper rifle .338 Laupa Magnum Sch.Sch.G.40/55 10,000 Standard-issue sniper rifle
Stielhandgranate
Stielhandgranate 43 MHM noBG.png
Grenade Various Granate 18 more than 200,000 Still most common explosive...
Mark 2
MkII 07.JPG
Grenade Various Granate 59 more than 10,000 Upcoming standard-issue grenade
M203
PEO M203A2 Grenade Launcher.png
Grenade Launcher Various GW.62 up to 2,100 Standard-issue
Panzerschreck
Panzerschreck 43 AM.049250 noBG.png
Rocket launcher 88 mm RPaW.51 16,800 Standard-issue, locally produced
M2 Flamethrower
M2FlamethrowerVWM02.jpg
Flamethrower - FW. 58 900 Used by Engineers
Armored or tracked vehicles
Name

Designation

Image Type Variants Numbers Note
Tanks
T-34/85

Kampfpanzer T-34

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Medium tank T-34/85, T-34/85CZ, T-34/85 LAW 1,170 Many were destroyed in wars, decomissioned from service in 2073. Some were stored, sold and destroyed as targets
Panzerkampfwagen IVKampfpanzer IV
Pz.IV SKL.png
Medium tank Ausf.D, Ausf. G, Ausf.H 500 Unstored in 2060, decomissioned in 2066, produced locally
T-54/55Kampfpanzer 36t Ausf.A-Ausf.EKampfpanzer 36tM-M
T-54-2 2055.png
Main battle tank T-54-2, T-54-3, T-54B, T-55A, T-55AM, T-55AM-M 3,870 Produced locally by LAW, Few were stolen from poor countries
T-72Kampfpanzer 42t Ausf.A-Ausf.BMV Main battle tank T-72M, T-72M1, T-71M1V 4,100 Most of first 1,600 vehicles were destroyed in war with Overwatch. After than, tanks were produced locally again
IS-2

Kampfpanzer 46t

IS-2 M43 Skalitz.png
Breakthrough tank IS-2 M1943 12 Decomissioned in 2063
Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf.B TigerKampfpanzer Tiger II Ausf.A-Ausf.A1
Tiger IIA1.png
Breakthrough tank Tiger II Sla.16, Tiger 2A1 130 Built by LAW. All were upgraded to A1 standard (fitted with 120 mm gun and with modular armor), decomissioned in 2067 due to reliability problems
Centurion
Centurion Sho't Kal Gimel.png
Main battle tank Centurion Mark 10, Sho't Kal Gimel 250 Built by LAW. Decomissioned in 2070
M47 Patton
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Main battle tank M47 40 Stolen in 2062. Sent to storage in 2069 after Second Skalitz-Bor war
M48 Patton Main battle tank M48A3, M48A5 100 Stolen and bought from USA in 2057. Still in use
M60 Patton Main battle tank M60A3, M60A3 TTS 68 Bought from USA in 2066. still in use.
Kampfpanzer 69 Main battle tank Ausf.A, Ausf.B 420 Local tank, similiar to T-72 and T-64. Still in use.
Kampfpanzer 50t

Kampfpanzer 70t

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Main battle/breakthrough tank Ausf.A 50/50 Local tanks, which were meant as unitization of tank army. Due to weight problems, they were all decomissioned in 2068.
Chieftain
Chieftain Mark 6.png
Main battle tank Mark 6, Mobarez 25 Delivered in 2066 from Iran. Still in Use
M24 Chafee
Turkish M24 Chaffee Light Tanks in 1953 (Com L02-0122-0006-0002).jpg
Light tank M24, M24LP 70 Limited use, some upgunned. Decomissioned after second Skalitz-Bor war
BMP-1

Schützenpanzer 1

BMP-1 Darłowo 2009 b.JPG
Infantry fighting vehicle Ausf.A, Ausf.B 1,470 180 were bought from Czech army and museums. Built unlicenced in LAW plant.
BMP-2

Schützenpanzer 2

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Infantry fighting vehicle Ausf.A Not more than 162 Built locally since 2068
Self-propelled artillery
Name

Designation

Image Type Numbers Note
SU-76M
SU-76 Sprocket.png
Assault gun

Tank destroyer

SU-122M

12,2 cm Feldhaubitze M-30 auf T-70

SU-122M.png
Self-propelled gun
SU-152M

15,2 cm Feldhaubitze D-2 auf T-70

SU-152M.png
Self-propelled gun