Ligma balls

Ligma testicles syndrome, also known as ligma balls, is the scientific name for a genetic conditions which makes the height of your testicles uneven. Approximately 2 out of 3, or 6 out of 9, people have ligma balls.

People with this condition are usually referred to by multiple names, with the most common name being Ligma Males.

Etymology

The term "ligma balls", comes from the Latin word ligma, meaning "short", and the Euphemistic English word balls, meaning "testicles". However, "short testicles" is a misnomer, because only 1 of the two testicles is short compared to the other testicle in a person with ligma balls. However, there is a rare condition with which both of your testicles are shortened, and it was somehow called "ligma ball"

Symptoms

Those who have ligma balls will probably have their sperm count significantly lowered, which means that their chances of having a kid are significantly lowered.

One survey shows that those with ligma balls are more likely to become genocidal, racist dictators, like WWII-era Germany's Führer, Adolf Hitler, than those with even testicle height. This is due to the fact that the aforementioned Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. However, this was taken down by feminists, who think it's sexist that only males have ligma balls.