Lenny Legless

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Possible Leg?

Lenny Legless is a mythical creature is known to terrorize all who do not comply. Indian Folklore describes the Lenny Legless as a humanoid known to have hunched gait. The existence of its legs is in a constant state of flux as one can never know if the leg is truly their or an optical illusion caused by staring too much at the sun. Known to emit loud mating sounds, the Lenny Legless probably isn't really legless but like you can never be sure about these things. Experts in the situation tend to claim that they're pretty sure that it wears a prosthesis but counter arguments proposed to say "then why does it bend, tiffany?".[1]

Origin of Myth[edit | edit source]

The origin of the missing legs seems to exists since forever. People just assumed that it's probably missing a leg. Nobody is sure why but it just seems to sit right in the gut. Some say they've seen the disembodied leg left on the field the last Tuesday but that was the leg of another person so we can't really confirm. Some suggestions seem to point towards Lenny legless being a snake-like being as the lack of legs might suggest but a snake doesn't wear glasses and shirts so it's probably not that.

Threat[edit | edit source]

Nobody knows the threat Lenny legless might pose to human life as prolonged exposure has only resulted in headaches and suicidal thoughts. It is unsure how what damage the creature could do with the alleged missing leg. Using it as a club or a Frisbee has been theorized but you never really know with these things. An encounter described by a person narrated how Lenny legless beat him in an alley as it repeatedly went on tangents on how he won't amount to anything because his shoelaces weren't tied. Though again neither confirming or denying the existence of his legs due to the presence of a misty haze in front of them. Is it one leg or both legs or any legs at all? We are not sure.

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