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“I swear Mike Oxlong is cheating”
“How do you grow a dick that big?”
The LPA stands for the Long Penis Award. It was won 26 times by Mike Oxlong. The competiton consists in having the Longest Penis. Not to be confused with the Largest Penis.
How it works[edit | edit source]
The LPA consists in using a measuring tape to measure the Penis Length of each contestant. The winner gets awarded with the Golden Penis Trophy, along with a $100.000 cash prize.
Growth[edit | edit source]
Thats what she said
The Long Penis Award started in 2003, the year that at least 1 person was born. It wasn't that big of a deal until 2005 where it became malware that makes you logout of your Uncyclopedia account.
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