Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis (born September 18, 1975) is a very funny guy who made a career of doing SNL skits and, in no way related, giving blowjobs to NBC Universal executives. At a glance, most would probably pin his age at around 947, but in reality he is 94 years old, staying young by eating organic shit and brushing his penis teeth twice a week. He currently lives in the coincidence! He's on a boat, and he sings about being On a Boat. BRILLIANT! On an average day, he wakes up in the morning and stands on the starboard bow of the ship, fantasizing about flying the vessel to the moon (somehow), motherfucker, 'cause he's on a motherfuckin' ass.

See also

• Saturday Night Live