HowTo:Pump and dump

Mandatory testimonials

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For scammers and snipers

Step One: Create the memecoin

THIS can be yours with just a lil' bit of scamming.

Firstly, go to pump.fun. Ignoring the flashing lights at the top of the screen, create a cryptocurrency and publish it. Preferably use either Pepe the Frog, the Doge logo, or something along those lines to attract snipers early on.

Step Two: Collaborate with influencers

Although most influencers will be annoyed by your calls, some of them, usually convicted sex traffickers or washed up celebrities, will be interested. In that case, you can tell them to promote your scam with really shallow hype tactics, and if they're really washed up, make them be a sniper as well.

Step Three: Profit!!!

When the currency eventually explodes in value, you and your accomplices should sell your memecoins, ruining the value permanently. If you do receive a lawsuit, just remember that many people, including the current president of the United States have taken this tutorial, and made his own pump and dump, meaning you'll likely to get away with it...or be pardoned, whatever choice you want.