HowTo:Take over a small Hungarian village on a budget
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Imagine this, you are bored one day, and you think, "How do I take over a small Hungarian village?" but then you remember, you're a cheapskate. Don't worry, here are some ways you can achieve your dream, feel free to add more.
Idea #1: Barter with the natives. (>$1)[edit | edit source]
Sometimes you can go up the ladder by trading, much like our ancestors before us.
Step 1: Buy some bread.[edit | edit source]
Why bread? Because, white bread. People need bread. So buy some bread.
Step 2: Trade[edit | edit source]
Now trade the bread with a Hungarian, but ask them for something in return.
Step 3: (See 2)[edit | edit source]
Continue to trade like Kyle MacDonald until you get to village leader.
Idea #2: Bribe the leader ($depends)[edit | edit source]
Step 1: Beg.[edit | edit source]
Beg.
Step 2 (if needed): Stop[edit | edit source]
If it doesn't work, stop.
Step 3: Come back[edit | edit source]
Try again
Idea #3 Talk to the village elder[edit | edit source]
Step 1: Talk to the village elder.[edit | edit source]
Ask the village elder if it's possible to become the new leader.
Step 2a: No[edit | edit source]
If he says no, kill the village elder.
Step 2b: Yes[edit | edit source]
If he says yes, kill the village leader and take his place.
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