Grand Operation: FAGGOTRY ~The destruction of humanity commences~

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Grand Operation: FAGGOTRY ~The destruction of humanity commences~
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Genere Insanity, Faggotry, Internet, Realistic horror
Directed by Ray "Infi-Master" Cipes
Devian "Omega Destruct" Rock
Produced By "XR-3X-777" of Anti-Autism League
"Titworms" of Anti-Autism League
(They do not want their real name revealed)
Starring Many former bronies and furfags who realized their errors
Self-Proclaimed Internet Hero "Dai-Ou"
Self-Proclaimed Internet Hero "Kore Wa Hidoi"
Story By Christopher "Low-Tier Faggot"
Rodney "Your Shit Has NO Copyright"
Music By YOUEATSHIT
(Does not want his real name revealed)
Edited By ?????? (Read as "Mastermind")
(He does not want his real name revealed)
Production Organizations Anti-Autism League
Former Faggots Unite
DeviantART Vigilantes
Distributed By Anti-Autism League
AZN

“This is a literal spectacle! The fat furries were killed with fire because they were too fat! Got what they deserved!”

~ Viewer's Review

Grand Operation: FAGGOTRY ~The destruction of humanity commences~, in short known as "Grand Operation F" and DoH, is an indie movie produced by the Anti-Autism League, Former Faggots Unite and the DeviantART Vigilantes in order to pwn all your faggotry by having the faggotry realize that they are 100% pure shite. Directed by "Infi-Master" Also known as Ray Cipes and "Omega-Destruct" also known as Devian Rock from the DeviantART Vigilantes, it is a dramatization of The infamous Operation: FAGGOTRY by fimfiction.net, furaffinity, DeviantART, Equestria Daily, and numerous other sites known for their sheer faggotry and are refrained by normal humans. Despite originally being an massive internet war that cannot affect anybody outside the screen, It is dramatized into a war of biblical proportions in this movie. It has been considered "Godly" By Encyclopedia Dramatica due to the massive amounts of Lulz in it but in the other hand it was criticized by Bronies, furfags and Weeaboos as the "Worst Movie Ever", and 100% of sane humans know that it is not true.


Plot[edit | edit source]

The story starts with a small riot happening in a city representing DeviantART where a bunch of "Awaken People" protested in front of an admin hall and were brutally owned by bronies. The "Awaken People" were all captured and banned and none of the bronies receive any punishment whatsoever. Then, when they are imprisoned, the "Awaken People" call themselves the "DeviantART Vigilantes" and God shone a light on their cells and they got superpowers, including the power to have infinite proxies and the ability to destroy all faggotry just by looking at them. When they did this, their combined power evaporated the prison.

Soon then, The Message was spread to fimfiction.net, furaffinity and Equestria Daily and Equestria Daily's Commander, Sethestia (A representation of a random internet faggot that Nobody Cares about) Decided to wage war on a city representing the Anti-Autism League, where the vigilantes are in. fimfiction, furaffinity and DeviantART agreed and united. Over half of the city's population were killed with fire in less than 3 days.

The vigilantes, hidden in a basement, decided that they are heroes, and thus they must defeat the invading faggotry once and for all. As they fought, one of the faggotry's strongest warriors, from the depths of DeviantART, "Teru", appeared and drove the vigilante's strongest warrior, "XFire" insane and exploded him with his shitty pedocon. For then they know the sheer faggotry of the enemy is enough to destroy the strongest of humanity. Therefore, they came with a plan. They decided to spam him with the image macro saying "YOUR ART GAVE ME CANCER" and hacked him so he would post shock porn. He then was A sploded and evaporated due to the insanity.

Enraged that Teru was destroyed by the Vigilantes, the faggotry decided that they convert them into faggotry. However, before the sent bronies can convert the vigilantes they were K.O.ed due to the vigilantes stare. Realized it was "ZOMFG!!!! THEY CAN'T BE CONVERTED!!!!!!!!!!!! FACKYOULOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!" the faggotry decided to destroy them all.

After then A bunch of ponies and sparkledogs were released into the city and they start raping anybody they come across, even when it comes to other furfags, bronies and weeaboos. Then this dreadful music was heard around the city which asploded even the last bit of ones sanity and drove them insane. Then the vigilantes turned the stage music to the opening theme of the movie by destroying the HTML code and fought the ponies and sparkledogs. However, they were overwhelmed, until the Former Faggots unite, a bunch of people who had awakened from their faggotry, appeared and sorted things out by dropping an anti-faggotry bomb and destroyed all ponies and sparkledogs. "XFire" then was revived using a proxy and calls himself "XF the 2nd, Catastrophe".

Now the city has came to a point that these faggots are intolerable and they all became heroes. Together they rebuilt the city into a more offensive theme, including an IP Check and an abusefilter. Any enemy who was caught saying stuff like "Love and tolerate" were evaporated on contact.

Now the final war begins and The vigilantes start their attack on the faggotry headquarters while the anti-autism league defends the city from attacks. Then, the vigilantes, led by "Infi-Master", "Omega Destruct" and are commanded by the former weeaboos "Dai-Ou" and "Kore Wa Hidoi" started a blitz mission on the faggotry headquarters. As they entered they had defeated some of the faggotry's strongest minions, such as "DustyKatt" the brawn of bronies, "Cupcakes", a brony guro fetishfic writer who wipes out one's sanity upon looking at him, "Jolly", a killer clown who faps to pregnant 6 year old girls and "The Fatlord", a Fat Admirer who draws fat furry porn using crayons and has over 6666666 pageviews on DeviantART. They then reach the mastermind of faggotry, Chris-Chan and knocked him into space. However, this was not the end; the true final boss of faggotry, the sparkledog-pony goddess appeared who is a Sparkle dog who has the head of a pony and has two levitating rainbow swords as weapons. They battled the magnificent creature but almost all of them aside of "Dai-Ou", "Kore Wa Hidoi" and "Infi-Master" died upon hearing it's roar. Then the surviving vigilantes summoned the proxies of the dead survivors and fused into the great miracle which is a robot 8 faced buddha. It's sheer power seemed to defeat the goddess but the goddess regenerates in full health. However, God appears and shone a light of humanity which evaporates the goddess instantly in less than 1 second. It is later known that god is actually the Greater Internet Saint and he expected the goddess to be invincible by even the strongest of beings, and he stood watching and waited for the moment to strike.

However, it is later known that The sparkledog-pony goddess is only one of the true form of faggotry's minions and it isn't even close to his strongest one. The true form of faggotry swore his revenge...And thus leading to a possible episode 2.

Characters[edit | edit source]

  • Infi-Master: A white knight of the internet who leads the vigilantes to their war against faggotry. He is a regular man who can transform into a robot buddha who is clad in white armor and uses his beams from his hands to pulverize faggotry. He cannot be converted by faggotry and anyone who tries to convert him evaporates.
  • Omega Destruct: An sentient android tablet who is able to transform into a devastator robot who can shoot missiles from his arms that destroys anything equal to a range of 10000 square foot. He is developed by the anti-autism league and is programmed to "Destroy all faggotry". He acts as Infi-Master's buddy and he uses it as his weapon when he is not in his robot buddha form. While being a weapon, it can shoot laser beams from it's screen. However, it was evaporated by the sparkledog-pony goddess when it roared.
  • Dai-Ou: A former weeaboo who escaped out of weebdom after his first ban. He likes Anime, but he doesn't feel like cosplaying or speaking in Japanese after his escape. He uses regular weaponry, namely a laser gun and some flash grenades.
  • Kore Wa Hidoi: Another former weeaboo who now trolls weeaboos. His name translates as "これは酷い" which is "This is awful" in Japanese, which indicates his troll status. His name used to be "KawaiiDesu1337" when he was a weeaboo, but decided to change it in order to wash this identity and rename himself as a troll. He also uses regular Weapons, namely a rocket launcher equipped on his arm. He also sends out drones that explode upon contact.
  • Iron Cleaver: An living iron maiden who cuts anyone who gets in him, usually lured telepathically. He was cut in half by Cupcakes.
  • Xfire/Xfire 2nd: The strongest of the vigilantes, his attack strength is 1007000. He is a sploded by Teru's pedocon in his first incarnation but revived as Xfire 2nd, now with 10007000 attack. However, he is still destroyed by the sparkledog-pony goddess's roar.
  • Sethestia: The leader of equestria daily, he was evaporated by Infi-Master before Chris-Chan.
  • Teru: Based on a various famous deviant, he only faps to little girls and makes people insane with his pedocon. Was defeated when the vigilantes teamed up together to hack him into shock porn.
  • DustyKatt: The manliest of bronies. When is a brony "Manly" anyway... Was killed by Iron Cleaver.
  • Cupcakes: A pony Guro fetishfic writer who brutally mutilates anybody who comes near with his knife. Is very fast and capable of cutting "Iron Cleaver" fatally in one hit. Kore Wa Hidoi exploded him.
  • Jolly: A killer clown who faps to 6 year old pregnant lolis. He uses a handgun as a weapon and also shoots pokers from his sleeves. Was killed by Omega Destruct in his robot form.
  • The Fatlord: A fat admirer who drew a fat fox immediately upon encountering the vigilantes and squished Infi-Master and Omega Destruct under it. (They were in their normal forms.) Then he summoned more fat furries and attempted to squish more members only to have them Killed with fire by Dai-ou who used a nearby gasoline bomb which burns their fat. One of the fires killed him in the process because he was fat as well.
  • Chris-Chan: The false mastermind of faggotry and a puppet emperor, he was knocked down in less than 3 seconds.
  • Sparkledog-Pony Goddess: The true final boss of the movie, It is a sparkledog with a pony head and pony wings and also two levitating swords as weapons. Anything that is not pure enough will be evaporated by it's roar and It's twin swords slash even the hardest substances in half. It will automatically regenerate itself even when destroyed by the strongest force, aside of the power of god.
  • Great Miracle: An 8 faced silver buddha robot with 8 arms. It can shoot pure light from it's staff which evaporates all faggotry that it gets through from. It is also invincible to all faggotry, and represents the miracle of humanity.
  • The Greater Internet Saint: Also known as "God" in this movie.
  • The True Form of Faggotry: The true mastermind of this. May appear more frequently in a future sequel.

Reception[edit | edit source]

Grand Operation F is generally met with positive reviews by sane people. In Rotten Tomatoes, It was given a "Certified Fresh" rating by 99% of critics who praised it for it's high moral value, stating that it is "A spectacle of the century". The remaining 1 percent are most likely furries or bronies. Film Critic Roger Ebert gave it 4 out of 4 stars, stating that it "Is godly and contributes to humanity". The "Humans against faggotry" movement has stated that "The plot is shallow but everything else is just like a miracle." Unreviews has stated that it is a "Movie that all sane people must watch in order to survive the internet." Encyclopedia Dramatica also praised it "Epic Lulz, a true divine punishment for deluded retards." However, the Brony, furry and weeaboo community has criticized it for "Being total shite, an insult to us and everybody has rights." The bronies in IMDB also stated that "THIS IS DEGENERATING." and gave it 1 star. In order to respond to this the anti-autism league made a youtube video called "Fuck You IMDB" in which the only content is XR-3X-777 giving IMDB two middle fingers.

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