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Hey guys. This is OPOSSUM. I’ve avoided mentioning this for a while, but I can’t hold it in any longer. I’ve also had trouble figuring out how to say this politely.

Pasmo, you do seem to have earned a good following on this website. But I must confess the following:
I don’t find your articles funny, especially your UnNews articles (although I don’t know how much ground I have to stand on calling things unfunny, because I’m not the funniest guy on this website either.) Like, I can see the charm in your articles. However, for the past three years, I’ve been using Uncyclopedia as a means of escape… a place where I can goof around and shit, where I don’t have to think about the issues you hear about on places like YouTube. Uncyclopedia developed into a sort of addiction for me, although I’ve been far less active on this website ever since I returned from Alaska.
Meanwhile you’ve been writing articles about all the things that I don’t want to think about, like various political situations and the current scandal that surrounds Mr. Beast. While you certainly do try to be funny, many (but not all) of your articles basically amount to you pushing your opinions on various situations that are definitely NOT worth joking about. And seeing links and references to these articles is practically unavoidable, since your UnNews articles often end up on the front page of Uncyclopedia.
Now I’ve definitely seen worse, though. There was a fucking insane user called BarbieLover on this website a while ago who blanked pages he found offensive and wrote the most unfunny shit imaginable… most of his articles amounted to “sex and porn = funny”. Now Pasmorade, go ahead and keep writing your UnNews stuff if you want, I’ve been wanting to quit this website for months anyway but I can’t because I might as well be addicted. Don’t take this too personally. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:11, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

I'm not Pasmorade, but I want to ask you some questions for sure

1. Yea this project leveled up my skill in talking and career in making funny jokes like what Mr. Bean did in Johnny English. But due to its satirical I found some defects.
2. Not every articles here is funny, I read it, also translate it to Traditional Chinese language or Vietnamese language, still feel tedious.
3. You say you're interested on contributing to this project? When what I feel like in here is such really boring. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 21:19, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

I do like having you around, Tiazu. I know that there’s plenty of garbage articles here (like my articles), but I couldn’t avoid talking about my problem with Pasmorade for much longer. I’ve been getting more and more bored of Uncyclopedia but I just can’t quit because of this addiction. I’ve actually been considering moving to Uncyclopedia.com Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:25, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

why (do you mention or) would you want to move to uncyclopedia.com (which is deserted, not funny and full of stranger) when our project is in climax? There are a lot of things you can write on your subpages, etc. If you're conflict, or you want to express your feelings to Pasmorade, then I'll call him to talk with you. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 21:30, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

Ah, I see...I'll take that into consideration when I'm creating articles. Pasmorade (talk) 22:32, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

Thank you very much, hope it works out for you ^^ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:34, 31 August 2024 (UTC)