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You have to see this one. A Alien fish has been found. This was caught near Cuba. Someone(In the link just below the pix) said it was BATFISH!!!!!!!! Alien Hunter 01:05, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

I did NOT know of any other place to report this matter. Alien Hunter 01:07, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
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Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Now if you'll just submit to this routine retinal scan, someone will be along to help you in no time. --Hyperbole 06:42, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

See also: Ogcocephalus cubifrons (Richardson), the polka-dotted batfish, first described in 1836. The Cubans who fished this beastie can be forgiven for not knowing it's identity, but Google knows it. ----OEJ 12:29, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

PS: Now you really need to write an article on this fish! We needs ardickles on scientific curiousities. And the polka-dotted batfish probably has a companion species called the pin-striped robinfish. ----OEJ 13:18, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

When this thing was found, as it crawled up into the boat, it called Fidel Castro "Mama!". A grue saw this thing and said, as it ran away from it, that,"That thing is not from around here. I'm NOT eating that damn thing. It may mutate me!". Alien Hunter 05:55, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
OEJ, see this article on UnNews. Alien Hunter 05:58, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Please help. This is MY first GOOD article, since the Admin Treats fiasco, other fiascos. Alien Hunter 06:42, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Alien Mites found

If you like the Alien Batfish, you'll LOVE this alien shit! A woman in the UK gets covered in these things. Does Uncyclopedia have a "Alien related article" ? Alien Hunter 22:38, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

A grue sees this alien shit on a woman, runs for it, saying,"First that damn Batfish thing, Now it this shit. WE'RE BEING INVADED! Call the General of the Grue Army at ONCE!". Alien Hunter 22:41, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Mars Probe

Ever since that thing landed on Mars, all manner of alien things have appeared on Earth. First, its the Batfish, now its alien mites(See topic above). Is the Mars probe responsible for this ?!Alien Hunter 22:45, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

I've been seeing several alien users on uncyclopedia, actually. Myself not included, of course. *itches tenticles* --THE 23:05, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

It gets weirder

Worms got legs, man. Worms. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:32, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Why do you think I was called Alien Hunter when I was hunting UFOs and aliens ? Alien Hunter 06:21, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

It gets weirderest

Water has got bears, man. Bears. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Looks like Earth is being invaded by ALIENS from MARS! - ever since that Phoenix probe landed there. I bet some alien overlord is planning on invading this planet. *Me getting a HIGH POWERED weapon loaded , cocked and ready* Lock and load boys and girls, looks like we got intruders and you all got drafted. Better than being eaten by aliens. Alien Hunter 21:17, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
Got one.*Me spotting a vomit looking thing slithering over the servers, so I shoot it, taking it out and blowing out a server.* Thats another alien that is'nt going anywhere. I'm a Alien Hunter, not a Computer Tech. Alien Hunter 21:22, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
I'll have MO trained so that you all can spot these aliens. Alien Hunter 02:02, 12 June 2008 (UTC)