FedEx

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It appears the FedEx delivery went a bit wrong.

FedEx is the American company that specializes in losing your packages. FedEx uses air routes to get your packages to your door in about a day. Sometimes their aircraft spontaneously combust and your pages become destroyed.

History[edit | edit source]

FedEx was founded by Frederick W Smith. Smith had the great idea to get

packages to your doorstep in a day when everything else took 9 weeks to come. Then Smith went to Memphis and got some planes and started shipping packages only for them to explode. After major success with shipping packages to impatient customers, Smith decided to expand routes to Asia to deliver rice to everyone. After that FedEx has been going well delivering packages to everyone.

Fleet[edit | edit source]

FedEx operates many vehicles like planes and shady white vans.

  • MD-11
  • DC-10
  • B747
  • B757
  • B73J
  • A300
  • Mercedes Sprinter van
  • Trucks

Controversies[edit | edit source]

FedEx has some controversies such as lost packages, plane crashes, angry workers and more.

Texas truck crash

A reckless driver drove FedEx truck out of control collided with a car and caused a phenomenon known as spontaneous combustion.

Plane crashes

Twice their planes went out of control and bounced on the runway. This resulted in the planes going out of control and crashing.

Huawei package delivery dispute

If you didn’t know, Huawei phones are banned in the USA so FedEx refused to deliver Huawei phones to the USA. This resulted in many angry Chinese people not selling their phones.

See also[edit | edit source]