Fabricio Werdum

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A photo of him before submitting Emil-lying-KO

Fabricio "The Native Brazilian Horse" Werdum is an MMA former champion. He likes to get opponent's ass kicked like his ass. He has 5 straight victories, from Cain Velasquez to Travis Browne. Dana White was impressed he was the only man standing knockouts to Velasquez, but the Negro Alistair Overeem fucked four fingers to him in Strikeforce and UFC. He was again caught up by Ivan Drago, receiving a 3-year surgery that he can't expect.

Career[edit | edit source]

Werdum's showing his opponents a flying knee kick that he knocked the 31st Emperor of Russia. While trained in his hometown, his combination of stints are impossible to do so. He has 198 wins and 2 loses to Overeem. In his first MMA promotion career, he was brought up by UFC fighting a man with short skills, but ended up losing in a unanimous decision. In order for him to kill the brains of his former friends and fighters, hard training by Rocky Balboa helped him.

Fabricio Werdum vs. Fedor Emelianenko[edit | edit source]

Werdum was strong and tall and enough to suffocate Fedor, by knocking him out in the early minutes of the first round. He was getting a straight win for him, that the Russian fighter commented, "That asshole choked me to nearly death!"

"This guy needs to watch for suckers, too."

Fabricio Werdum vs. Cain Velasquez[edit | edit source]

"Yes, short for me to learn him the lessons to retire." As Velasquez was heard of fucking two feets of Lesnar, he gets a title shot. He agrees to take on the fight, but Werdum's deadly combinations made Velasquez stupid and crazy. Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg was upset of the results. Werdum, saying "These bitches gonna earn money porn for the both of their asses."

Fabricio Werdum vs. Alistair Overeem[edit | edit source]

These two are the baddest men of the Octagon. Negro showed up underdog, but soon Werdum was guided of his punches, being submitted in three rounds.