East Palestine

East Palestine is the largest city in Ohio. It contains many historic sites, such as the monument to the train chemical collapse, the statue of Donald Trump, and a shrine to Allah.

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Melting Pot[edit | edit source]

Contrary to many people’s beliefs that a melting pot is a diverse place, East Palestine is literally a melting pot. Everyone who goes here will be boiled alive. This gives to the famous city dish, long pork stew.

War with West Israel[edit | edit source]

West Israel, also known as the Buddhist Republic of West Israel, is a totalitarian regime hellbent on exterminating all people of East Palestine. The current war has left West Israel in a state of “getting their shit kicked in” for about 6 years.

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East Palestine

Melting Pot[edit | edit source]

War with West Israel[edit | edit source]

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