Dumbifying

Dumbifying is the process of taking an article or section and making it more and more stupid until it isn't funny.

What?

How can you make something so dumb it wouldn't be funny?

I mean, how can this happen? Uncyclopedia is already as dumb as it is, so there is no way it can get any stupider. Oh, you want me to say something random? Okay.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

This lamb ran the Pacer Test 100 times.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Students begin at the starting line. Once the test begins, the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal (beep). A single lap (length of the basketball court), should be completed when you hear this signal (ding). The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

This lamb has participated in the Pacer test 100 times.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that gets progressively more difficult as it goes on. Students start at the starting line. Once the test starts, the running speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute after you hear the signal (beep). A single round (basketball court length) must be completed when you hear this signal (ding). The second time you don't complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

This lamb has participated in the Pacer Trial 100 times.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multi-phase aerobic capacity test that gets progressively more difficult as it progresses. Students start at the starting line. Once the test starts, the driving speed starts slowly, but gets faster every minute after you hear the beep. A single round (the length of the basketball court) must be completed when you hear this signal (sound). The second time you don't complete a lap before the buzzer, your test is over.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

This sheep has participated in 100 Pacer Trials.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multi-step aerobic fitness test that gets harder as you progress. Students start at the starting line. When the test starts, the driving starts slowly, but after you hear the horn, the speed increases every minute. After hearing this signal (sound), a circle (the length of a basketball court) must be completed. The second you don't complete a full lap before the bell rings, your test is over.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

This sheep is part of the 100 Pacer race.

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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multi-level aerobic exercise test. Which becomes more difficult as time goes on. Students start from class one. When the test starts the car starts slowly but after the whistle. The speed increases every minute after hearing this signal (sound) the ring should be filled. (the length of a basketball court) the second time you don't finish the run before the bell rings. Your test is complete.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

This Ram 100 is part of the Pacer Race.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a versatile fitness test. which becomes harder over time. Students start in first grade. When the test starts, the car starts slowly, but only after the horn sounds. After hearing this signal (sound), the speed increases every minute, the ring must be filled. (the length of a basketball court) If he doesn’t finish the race before the second time. Your exam is over.

FitnessGram Pacer Test

This is part of the Ram 100 Pacer Race.

FitnessGram Pacer Test is a universal fitness test. It gets harder over time. Students start the first grade. When the test starts, the car starts slowly, but the alarm sounds. When you hear this beep (sound), the speed increases every minute, the bell must be charged. (the length of a basketball) if he doesn't finish the race a second time. The exam is over.
Awwwww, why must the exam be over? Wait, this adds to the dumbifying? FUCK!

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

This is a portion of the Ram 100 Pacing contests.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a global fitness test. It gets harder over time. Students will begin their first class. When the test starts, the car runs smoothly, but the alarm sounds. When you hear this signal, the speed is increasing every minute, the signal is charging. (baseball length) in the second half. The exam is over.
Wow, why end the exam? Wait, does that add to the stupidity? the fuck is good!

The Fitnessgram pacemaker test

This is one of the parts of the 100 Pacer Ram contest.

The Fitnessgram pacemaker test is an international fitness test. It gets more difficult with time. Students start their first class. At the beginning of the test, the car works fine, but the alarm goes off. When you hear this signal, the speed will increase every minute, the signal will be charged. (baseball length) in the second half. Assessment completed.
Hey, why are you taking the test? Wait, does that add to the stupidity? Hell, that's a good thing!
1234567890 dog cat magenta

The FitnessGram heart rate test

This pacer is part of the 100 contest.

The FitnessGram heart rate test is a universal test. Sometimes it's hard. Students begin their first lesson. At the beginning of the test, the vehicle ran fine, but the alarm occurred. When you listen to this signal, every minute the speed increases, the signal will be loaded. (Baseball length) in the second half. The evaluation was completed.
It is Hey, why are you taking the test? Wait, that's even sillier. Gosh, that's great.
It is 1234567890 Red cat dog

Summary

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What. The fuck. Was that. It got to the point where we just added things to make the article interesting. This is so bad. I hate. Hate hate hat!