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Why is my RAM not working?
We don't know. All what we know is that our downloadable RAM modules should work on the majority of personal computers that exist out there. However, we are sure that hitting your computer (precisely its CPU) with a hammer a few times should make the RAM work much better than before. Otherwise, try removing your current physical RAM DIMMs located within your computer - under rare circumstances, those can screw you over quite easily.
How can you be providing us with RAM for free? That doesn't make sense!
This is because we secretly use a portion of our downloadable RAM to generate cryptocurrencies, which are then converted into paychecks for our underpaid factory workers and our reasonably paid executives.
Who created this?
An Uncyclopedian.