Correction fluid

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The Correction Fluid factory in the late 1940s.

Correction fluid is a highly effective tool used to correct mistakes by using a brush and carefully erasing your mistakes. Commonly known as "Tipp-Ex", and is used as a new kind of paint nowadays.

Discovery[edit | edit source]

Correction Fluid was first made by a Japanese Guy in the 1940s whose intention was to create an apple pie out of cheese puffs. The Japanese Guy never witnessed the true power of the Correction Fluid and merely used it for correcting mistakes on paper with the Germans. After the World War II, the Germans founded the Tipp-Ex company, and sold this powerful Creation worldwide.

Correction fluid is primarily made from the ejaculate of Grammar Nazis.

Uses[edit | edit source]

Correcting typos[edit | edit source]

duh.

The Mona Lisa painted with Tipp-Ex.

As Art[edit | edit source]

Correction Fluid painting was first done by Bono when he decided that he would use his ten gallons of Correction Fluid (which he won at the sausage eating while putting potato salad onto your face and singing the Yiddish version of "God Save the Queen" contest 2003) to paint a picture of his own swimming trunks. The painting won several Prizes and Correction Fluid style painting was spread worldwide. Nowadays, Correction Fluid painting is used by many modern artists.

As Refreshments[edit | edit source]

An Ad for the Wite Out CFRs.

Correction Fluid refreshments are sold in most countries and is a major financial support to the US. Correction Fluid Refreshments (or CFRs) were created by some dude named Dude. This fantastic idea all began when Dude drank a whole glass of Tipp-Ex instead of milk before he went to work. He quickly realized that the new found refreshment is much tastier than milk. Dude introduced this idea to the Tipp-Ex company and had fascinated the Directors very much. The CFRs were born!

Unfortunately, Dude had choked on the over-thick Tipp-Ex drink and died of suffocation. The company quickly developed another kind of CFR that would combine the fluid itself with the thinner, the amount based on the Golden Ratio. This new generation of CFR is still used nowadays.

Types[edit | edit source]

Correction Fluid has numerous types that allows the users to use on different occasions.

The Associative Interrelation for Dangerous Shopkeepers Fluid (Abbreviation: A.I.D.S. Fluid) is used when you accidentally get the HIV virus from your brother. Sick of everyone laughing about your sickness? You can give it to them all! Share it with the world!

The Fluid for Bossy Idiots (Abbreviation: F.B.I.) is used when your employees are working in 100% fit shape and you want to bring them down so that they don't take your place.


There are many more types of Correction Fluid. If you wish to see all of them, see the complete list for Correction Fluid.

Safety[edit | edit source]

Correction Fluid is a very delicate instrument and is highly explosive. If you do not wish to have your head blown off, I suggest you follow the guidelines below:

How to use fluids safely[edit | edit source]

  1. Use only the right amount of Correction Fluid. The equation for this is:
  2. Use Correction Fluid only when most necessary. Correction Fluid attracts wasps.
  3. Never set the Fluid on fire.
  4. Feel free to put Correction Fluid on your not-so-intelligent friends.
  5. If you do set the Fluid on fire, blame your pet hamster.

Follow these guidelines and you can use the mighty Correction Fluid safely!

Consequences[edit | edit source]

A dreadful inccident caused by the misuse of Correction Fluid.

If however, you do not follow the guidelines above, dangerous CHAIN REACTIONS may occur.

Chain Reaction No. 1: Getting your sleeves stained and have to wash your shirt for THREE HOURS until it gets off. Users must be careful this DOES NOT OCCUR or else you are in grave danger. Evacuate your house immediately if so.

Chain Reaction No. 2: Getting your desk stained and have to wash your desk for THREE HOURS until it gets off. Users must be careful this DOES NOT OCCUR or else you are in grave danger. Evacuate your house immediately if so.

Chain Reaction No. 3: Getting your fingers stained and have to wash your fingers for FIVE HOURS until it gets off. Users must be careful this NEVER OCCURS as you now have to wash for TWO MORE HOURS. You still have to evacuate your house.

If any of the above happen to your friends, your brother or sister, your teacher or boss (Not your parents, they are the one who feed you), leave the building you are in or just run away for five hundred yards. If you choose to inform them first, YOU WILL DIE. Save yourself. It's too late for them.

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