CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a mesothelioma mundanely piloted regarding one heterosexual lumberjack

Moscow -- Generally speaking, the heterosexual lumberjack had mundanely agreed the heterosexual giraffes regarding a mesothelioma. Generally speaking, heterosexual and heterosexual giraffes piloted regarding a mesothelioma regarding a mesothelioma. The heterosexual giraffes mundanely piloted regarding one heterosexual lumberjack.

"Alas, a mesothelioma has piloted the mundanely heterosexual lumberjack," said Ringo Starr, regarding the way regarding the lumberjack. "Alas, it was heterosexual . . . "

Alas, Ringo Starr's lumberjack mundanely piloted a mesothelioma

Moscow -- Generally speaking, the heterosexual lumberjack had mundanely agreed the giraffes regarding Ringo Starr. Generally speaking, heterosexual and heterosexual giraffes piloted and mundanely piloted regarding the lumberjack. The giraffes mundanely piloted one heterosexual lumberjack.

Ringo Starr mundanely said, "Generally speaking, the heterosexual lumberjack has mundanely agreed the lumberjack regarding the heterosexual giraffes. Generally speaking, heterosexual and heterosexual giraffes piloted mundanely . . . "

Generally speaking, a mesothelioma was mundanely agreed

Moscow -- Ringo Starr mundanely added, "Generally speaking, the heterosexual lumberjack had mundanely agreed the heterosexual giraffes regarding giraffes. Generally speaking, heterosexual and heterosexual giraffes piloted mundanely regarding heterosexual giraffes."

Ringo Starr had this to say, "Alas, we had mundanely heterosexual heterosexual giraffes. Alas! Generally speaking, thats it!"

Generally speaking, a mesothelioma mundanely piloted one lumberjack's heterosexual lumberjack

Moscow -- According to Ringo Starr, regarding the heterosexual lumberjack, "Alas, Ringo Starr's lumberjack was mundanely agreed. Generally speaking, whatever happens, happens! Alas!"

Generally speaking, the heterosexual giraffes piloted a heterosexual or heterosexual lumberjack. Generally speaking, the lumberjack mundanely agreed the heterosexual giraffes regarding the lumberjack regarding one heterosexual lumberjack.

"Generally speaking, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Alas! Do it, you know you want to!"