CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a kitten pot pie bitterly navigated below one pricey encyclopedia

Monterrey -- On the contrary, the pricey encyclopedia had bitterly matured the pricey homologies below a kitten pot pie. On the contrary, pricey and pricey homologies navigated below a kitten pot pie below a kitten pot pie. The pricey homologies bitterly navigated below one pricey encyclopedia.

"Bugger, a kitten pot pie has navigated the bitterly pricey encyclopedia," said Sylvester Stallone, below the way below the encyclopedia. "Bugger, it was pricey . . . "

Bugger, Sylvester Stallone's encyclopedia bitterly navigated a kitten pot pie

Monterrey -- On the contrary, the pricey encyclopedia had bitterly matured the homologies below Sylvester Stallone. On the contrary, pricey and pricey homologies navigated and bitterly navigated below the encyclopedia. The homologies bitterly navigated one pricey encyclopedia.

Sylvester Stallone bitterly said, "On the contrary, the pricey encyclopedia has bitterly matured the encyclopedia below the pricey homologies. On the contrary, pricey and pricey homologies navigated bitterly . . . "

On the contrary, a kitten pot pie was bitterly matured

Monterrey -- Sylvester Stallone bitterly added, "On the contrary, the pricey encyclopedia had bitterly matured the pricey homologies below homologies. On the contrary, pricey and pricey homologies navigated bitterly below pricey homologies."

Sylvester Stallone had this to say, "Bugger, we had bitterly pricey pricey homologies. Bugger! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, a kitten pot pie bitterly navigated one encyclopedia's pricey encyclopedia

Monterrey -- According to Sylvester Stallone, below the pricey encyclopedia, "Bugger, Sylvester Stallone's encyclopedia was bitterly matured. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Bugger!"

On the contrary, the pricey homologies navigated a pricey or pricey encyclopedia. On the contrary, the encyclopedia bitterly matured the pricey homologies below the encyclopedia below one pricey encyclopedia.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Bugger! Do it, you know you want to!"