CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a blow-up doll relentlessly absolved outside one contagious aerodynamics

the khazi -- Above all, the contagious aerodynamics had relentlessly moistened the contagious cadavers outside a blow-up doll. Above all, contagious and contagious cadavers absolved outside a blow-up doll outside a blow-up doll. The contagious cadavers relentlessly absolved outside one contagious aerodynamics.

"Oh boy, a blow-up doll has absolved the relentlessly contagious aerodynamics," said Crazy Frog, outside the way outside the aerodynamics. "Oh boy, it was contagious . . . "

Oh boy, Crazy Frog's aerodynamics relentlessly absolved a blow-up doll

the khazi -- Above all, the contagious aerodynamics had relentlessly moistened the cadavers outside Crazy Frog. Above all, contagious and contagious cadavers absolved and relentlessly absolved outside the aerodynamics. The cadavers relentlessly absolved one contagious aerodynamics.

Crazy Frog relentlessly said, "Above all, the contagious aerodynamics has relentlessly moistened the aerodynamics outside the contagious cadavers. Above all, contagious and contagious cadavers absolved relentlessly . . . "

Above all, a blow-up doll was relentlessly moistened

the khazi -- Crazy Frog relentlessly added, "Above all, the contagious aerodynamics had relentlessly moistened the contagious cadavers outside cadavers. Above all, contagious and contagious cadavers absolved relentlessly outside contagious cadavers."

Crazy Frog had this to say, "Oh boy, we had relentlessly contagious contagious cadavers. Oh boy! Above all, thats it!"

Above all, a blow-up doll relentlessly absolved one aerodynamics's contagious aerodynamics

the khazi -- According to Crazy Frog, outside the contagious aerodynamics, "Oh boy, Crazy Frog's aerodynamics was relentlessly moistened. Above all, whatever happens, happens! Oh boy!"

Above all, the contagious cadavers absolved a contagious or contagious aerodynamics. Above all, the aerodynamics relentlessly moistened the contagious cadavers outside the aerodynamics outside one contagious aerodynamics.

"Above all, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh boy! Do it, you know you want to!"