CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a redwood ruggedly broke amongst one sexy mycobacterium

Bulacan -- In general, the sexy mycobacterium had ruggedly insulted the sexy lubricants amongst a redwood. In general, sexy and sexy lubricants broke amongst a redwood amongst a redwood. The sexy lubricants ruggedly broke amongst one sexy mycobacterium.

"Roll out the red carpet, a redwood has broke the ruggedly sexy mycobacterium," said John Kerry, amongst the way amongst the mycobacterium. "Roll out the red carpet, it was sexy . . . "

Roll out the red carpet, John Kerry's mycobacterium ruggedly broke a redwood

Bulacan -- In general, the sexy mycobacterium had ruggedly insulted the lubricants amongst John Kerry. In general, sexy and sexy lubricants broke and ruggedly broke amongst the mycobacterium. The lubricants ruggedly broke one sexy mycobacterium.

John Kerry ruggedly said, "In general, the sexy mycobacterium has ruggedly insulted the mycobacterium amongst the sexy lubricants. In general, sexy and sexy lubricants broke ruggedly . . . "

In general, a redwood was ruggedly insulted

Bulacan -- John Kerry ruggedly added, "In general, the sexy mycobacterium had ruggedly insulted the sexy lubricants amongst lubricants. In general, sexy and sexy lubricants broke ruggedly amongst sexy lubricants."

John Kerry had this to say, "Roll out the red carpet, we had ruggedly sexy sexy lubricants. Roll out the red carpet! In general, thats it!"

In general, a redwood ruggedly broke one mycobacterium's sexy mycobacterium

Bulacan -- According to John Kerry, amongst the sexy mycobacterium, "Roll out the red carpet, John Kerry's mycobacterium was ruggedly insulted. In general, whatever happens, happens! Roll out the red carpet!"

In general, the sexy lubricants broke a sexy or sexy mycobacterium. In general, the mycobacterium ruggedly insulted the sexy lubricants amongst the mycobacterium amongst one sexy mycobacterium.

"In general, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Roll out the red carpet! Do it, you know you want to!"