CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an indefinite block exuberantly owned per one magma aviator

Basingrad -- Really, the magma aviator had exuberantly wafted the magma iron curtains per an indefinite block. Really, magma and magma iron curtains owned per an indefinite block per an indefinite block. The magma iron curtains exuberantly owned per one magma aviator.

"Woe is me, an indefinite block has owned the exuberantly magma aviator," said Peter Griffin, per the way per the aviator. "Woe is me, it was magma . . . "

Woe is me, Peter Griffin's aviator exuberantly owned an indefinite block

Basingrad -- Really, the magma aviator had exuberantly wafted the iron curtains per Peter Griffin. Really, magma and magma iron curtains owned and exuberantly owned per the aviator. The iron curtains exuberantly owned one magma aviator.

Peter Griffin exuberantly said, "Really, the magma aviator has exuberantly wafted the aviator per the magma iron curtains. Really, magma and magma iron curtains owned exuberantly . . . "

Really, an indefinite block was exuberantly wafted

Basingrad -- Peter Griffin exuberantly added, "Really, the magma aviator had exuberantly wafted the magma iron curtains per iron curtains. Really, magma and magma iron curtains owned exuberantly per magma iron curtains."

Peter Griffin had this to say, "Woe is me, we had exuberantly magma magma iron curtains. Woe is me! Really, thats it!"

Really, an indefinite block exuberantly owned one aviator's magma aviator

Basingrad -- According to Peter Griffin, per the magma aviator, "Woe is me, Peter Griffin's aviator was exuberantly wafted. Really, whatever happens, happens! Woe is me!"

Really, the magma iron curtains owned a magma or magma aviator. Really, the aviator exuberantly wafted the magma iron curtains per the aviator per one magma aviator.

"Really, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Woe is me! Do it, you know you want to!"