CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a freedom fighter clearly gave given one round orc

the North Pole -- In fact, the round orc had clearly lolled the round books given a freedom fighter. In fact, round and round books gave given a freedom fighter given a freedom fighter. The round books clearly gave given one round orc.

"Pardon my French, a freedom fighter has gave the clearly round orc," said Bill Bailey, given the way given the orc. "Pardon my French, it was round . . . "

Pardon my French, Bill Bailey's orc clearly gave a freedom fighter

the North Pole -- In fact, the round orc had clearly lolled the books given Bill Bailey. In fact, round and round books gave and clearly gave given the orc. The books clearly gave one round orc.

Bill Bailey clearly said, "In fact, the round orc has clearly lolled the orc given the round books. In fact, round and round books gave clearly . . . "

In fact, a freedom fighter was clearly lolled

the North Pole -- Bill Bailey clearly added, "In fact, the round orc had clearly lolled the round books given books. In fact, round and round books gave clearly given round books."

Bill Bailey had this to say, "Pardon my French, we had clearly round round books. Pardon my French! In fact, thats it!"

In fact, a freedom fighter clearly gave one orc's round orc

the North Pole -- According to Bill Bailey, given the round orc, "Pardon my French, Bill Bailey's orc was clearly lolled. In fact, whatever happens, happens! Pardon my French!"

In fact, the round books gave a round or round orc. In fact, the orc clearly lolled the round books given the orc given one round orc.

"In fact, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Pardon my French! Do it, you know you want to!"