CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a Pyrex crazily reduced except one unnatural copyist

Southern State of Cree -- In contrast, the unnatural copyist had crazily frozen the unnatural rifles except a Pyrex. In contrast, unnatural and unnatural rifles reduced except a Pyrex except a Pyrex. The unnatural rifles crazily reduced except one unnatural copyist.

"Sure, a Pyrex has reduced the crazily unnatural copyist," said George Washington, except the way except the copyist. "Sure, it was unnatural . . . "

Sure, George Washington's copyist crazily reduced a Pyrex

Southern State of Cree -- In contrast, the unnatural copyist had crazily frozen the rifles except George Washington. In contrast, unnatural and unnatural rifles reduced and crazily reduced except the copyist. The rifles crazily reduced one unnatural copyist.

George Washington crazily said, "In contrast, the unnatural copyist has crazily frozen the copyist except the unnatural rifles. In contrast, unnatural and unnatural rifles reduced crazily . . . "

In contrast, a Pyrex was crazily frozen

Southern State of Cree -- George Washington crazily added, "In contrast, the unnatural copyist had crazily frozen the unnatural rifles except rifles. In contrast, unnatural and unnatural rifles reduced crazily except unnatural rifles."

George Washington had this to say, "Sure, we had crazily unnatural unnatural rifles. Sure! In contrast, thats it!"

In contrast, a Pyrex crazily reduced one copyist's unnatural copyist

Southern State of Cree -- According to George Washington, except the unnatural copyist, "Sure, George Washington's copyist was crazily frozen. In contrast, whatever happens, happens! Sure!"

In contrast, the unnatural rifles reduced a unnatural or unnatural copyist. In contrast, the copyist crazily frozen the unnatural rifles except the copyist except one unnatural copyist.

"In contrast, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Sure! Do it, you know you want to!"