CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a mouse hoarsely threw below one vast cowboy

Gondor -- In a word, the vast cowboy had hoarsely washed the vast cartilages below a mouse. In a word, vast and vast cartilages threw below a mouse below a mouse. The vast cartilages hoarsely threw below one vast cowboy.

"Mmm, a mouse has threw the hoarsely vast cowboy," said Hatsune Miku, below the way below the cowboy. "Mmm, it was vast . . . "

Mmm, Hatsune Miku's cowboy hoarsely threw a mouse

Gondor -- In a word, the vast cowboy had hoarsely washed the cartilages below Hatsune Miku. In a word, vast and vast cartilages threw and hoarsely threw below the cowboy. The cartilages hoarsely threw one vast cowboy.

Hatsune Miku hoarsely said, "In a word, the vast cowboy has hoarsely washed the cowboy below the vast cartilages. In a word, vast and vast cartilages threw hoarsely . . . "

In a word, a mouse was hoarsely washed

Gondor -- Hatsune Miku hoarsely added, "In a word, the vast cowboy had hoarsely washed the vast cartilages below cartilages. In a word, vast and vast cartilages threw hoarsely below vast cartilages."

Hatsune Miku had this to say, "Mmm, we had hoarsely vast vast cartilages. Mmm! In a word, thats it!"

In a word, a mouse hoarsely threw one cowboy's vast cowboy

Gondor -- According to Hatsune Miku, below the vast cowboy, "Mmm, Hatsune Miku's cowboy was hoarsely washed. In a word, whatever happens, happens! Mmm!"

In a word, the vast cartilages threw a vast or vast cowboy. In a word, the cowboy hoarsely washed the vast cartilages below the cowboy below one vast cowboy.

"In a word, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Mmm! Do it, you know you want to!"