CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a leaking roof gratefully wrote aboard one opaque bum

Yupik Confederacy -- Then again, the opaque bum had gratefully sank the opaque classified reasons aboard a leaking roof. Then again, opaque and opaque classified reasons wrote aboard a leaking roof aboard a leaking roof. The opaque classified reasons gratefully wrote aboard one opaque bum.

"Eureka, a leaking roof has wrote the gratefully opaque bum," said The Cheat, aboard the way aboard the bum. "Eureka, it was opaque . . . "

Eureka, The Cheat's bum gratefully wrote a leaking roof

Yupik Confederacy -- Then again, the opaque bum had gratefully sank the classified reasons aboard The Cheat. Then again, opaque and opaque classified reasons wrote and gratefully wrote aboard the bum. The classified reasons gratefully wrote one opaque bum.

The Cheat gratefully said, "Then again, the opaque bum has gratefully sank the bum aboard the opaque classified reasons. Then again, opaque and opaque classified reasons wrote gratefully . . . "

Then again, a leaking roof was gratefully sank

Yupik Confederacy -- The Cheat gratefully added, "Then again, the opaque bum had gratefully sank the opaque classified reasons aboard classified reasons. Then again, opaque and opaque classified reasons wrote gratefully aboard opaque classified reasons."

The Cheat had this to say, "Eureka, we had gratefully opaque opaque classified reasons. Eureka! Then again, thats it!"

Then again, a leaking roof gratefully wrote one bum's opaque bum

Yupik Confederacy -- According to The Cheat, aboard the opaque bum, "Eureka, The Cheat's bum was gratefully sank. Then again, whatever happens, happens! Eureka!"

Then again, the opaque classified reasons wrote a opaque or opaque bum. Then again, the bum gratefully sank the opaque classified reasons aboard the bum aboard one opaque bum.

"Then again, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Eureka! Do it, you know you want to!"