Barrel Roll

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Putting a barrel into a roll

Looks tasty!

You can put lots of things into rolls: carrots, potatoes, and even tomatoes. So why can't you put barrels in a roll? Some say the reason is that you cannot eat barrels. This is utter bullshit. Whether or not you can eat a barrel has nothing to do with putting a barrel into a roll. Although whether or not you would be stupid enough to eat a barrel is anyone's guess, many would question your sanity if you actually did.

Scientists have been trying for years to figure out how to put a barrel in a roll, with many failures. However, recently, they have discovered the easiest way: get a barrel, move it to the top of a large hill, and push it down. Congratulations, you have officially put a barrel into a roll!

Do a barrel role

The only way to do this is to get a massive fork, which should be about your height, enchant it somehow, then wait for the rain. When enchanting it, aim to rip the tide! When it is raining, try to throw the fork, and you will be sent flying, and will also be doing a barrel roll!

Now, watch out for birds, walls, floors, and other surfaces to hit.

Note: in order to be able to do this, you must be a block man.

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