Armoured trains

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A typical armoured train that was used by the US army during the Roblox vs. US army war
A rail cannon used by Germany since 1943
An armoured train from the Aztec Empire

Armoured trains are special trains used by many armies. Various railroad companies use these trains for attacking each other's railways. They can be equipped with machine guns, cannons, infantry units, and whatever else your heart desires except for a peace treaty.

Armoured trains are a versatile means of facilitating informal intercorporate communications. Without an armoured train, all one can do is hopelessly watch as business competitors ship their products using economically efficient freight. Armoured trains give railway operators new opportunities, as one click of a button can now undo months worth of profits for their business rivals with a well-aimed shrapnel shell!

History of da armoured train[edit | edit source]

an early railgun used by blood and iron players during the war
an early armoured railcar carrying gay soldiers.

During the civil war, to prevent supplies from to each armies by train, they created railguns (rail cannon) to destroy this supply trains. However, because railcars are vulnerable to boolets, they created an armoured railcar to protect their troops from getting by the enemy.

As the civil War ended, the military of Us Army now use armoured trains to prevent railroads from getting robbed by criminals who want to steal their valuable goods like painis gold and the rare giant silver.