Arab Darussalam

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Caliphate of Arab Darussalam
خلافة دار السلام العربية
Khilafat dar alsalam Alearabia
Flag of the Caliphate of Arab Darussalam.jpg The Coat of Arms of Arab Darussalam.png
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Forward to Islamic Glory"
The Undefeated Flag!
Battle Cry of Freedom
Official language Arabic, English
Capital Al-Miyda
Government Caliphate
Caliph Mohammed Farrel
National Hero Mohammed Al Samad, Khalid as Salaam
International Hero Muhammad
Independence 1564
Currency Islamic Riyal
Religion Sunni Islam

The Caliphate of Arab Darussalam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mohammed Farrel with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorist, devout population of 1.393 billion Arabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Miyda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arabian economy, worth 194 trillion Islamic Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,970 Islamic Riyals, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', an enormous health awareness programme is underway, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arab Darussalam's national animal is the Darussalam Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Arab Darussalam - Palestine relations[edit | edit source]

Palestine had been our best friend since 1900 and still remain close ties until today, the state of Israel has been creating havoc in the Palestinian Territories and dividing up Jerusalem, Palestine’s Capital. Due to the havoc caused by the state of Israel, King Muhammad Al Samad has ordered some troops to help Palestinians from the invading Israelis. Arab Darussalam had also ordered to intercept any foreign aid into Israel. Arab Darussalam was also forced to cut any aid to Israel by the Pacific Imperial Japanese Empire. Arab Darussalam gave them a choice. Either stop their aid to Israel or we would sink any ship en route to Israel

Arab Darussalam - China Relations[edit | edit source]

Diplomatic ties was established in 1987. For 34 years, China has sent imported products to be sold at Arab Darussalam, but relations was suspended in 2019 due to the communist government aiming to eliminate Ughyur muslims. China’s communist government destroyed an 800 year old mosque, the mosque is older than China itself, King Muhammad Al Samad had decided that it would suspend any diplomatic relations with China until a World Assembly decision of peace has been released.

Arab Darussalam-International Relations[edit | edit source]

During the existence of Arab Darussalam, we have close ties to the country that has the 2 holy cities, which is Saudi Arabia, The Relations between the 2 countries remains close even after the Arab civil war, Arab Darussalam also has close ties with other countries as well, but our closest foreign friend is our neighbor and founder of the Association of Islamic Nations, the United Indonesian Federation, the UIF has been providing aid during the Independence war against Britain and the Arab Civil war against Iraq and Iran..

The 3 Member Entity[edit | edit source]

Before the Association of Islamic Nations grew, There is a leadership council called the 3 Member Entity. The Entity consists of Arab Darussalam as leader and fellow region-mates; Persistan and Al Tawasayr. Since the formation of the new Leadership Council and Assembly Council, the 3 Member Entity has ceased its operations. But relations between the 3 Member Entity continues to improve for a better Association of Islamic Nations

Flags of the 3 Member Entity during the 3rd Anniversary of its establishment (Left To Right: Persistan, Arab Darussalam, Al Tawasayr)