A story built one article at a time/Ventura-Wolverhampton superproject

The Ventura-Wolverhampton superproject is the biggest Aracuan proposal in their history ^{(that won't be guaranteed to kill anyone.)} Unfourtunately, it seems the project is estimated to be completed when ASBOAAAT reaches 20 articles, meaning it may be never finished.

“I AGREE, THIS PROJECT WILL BRING MANY BENEFITS AND EASEN ARACUAN DOMINANCE IN THE ATLANTIC.”

~ Walbro, leader of the Aracuans, on the project

“MAY TSE-TUNG EXPEL THE TRAITOR INVADER TURFS OPOSSUMS FROM THE VENTURA-WOLVERHAMPTON!”

~ An Aracuan guard on the project

What it is

The project is named as such because it connects Ventura County, specifically Ojai to Wolverhampton, which is strictly under Aracuan control.

The purpose is to estabilish a stronger tie between the two major Aracuan strongholds in the world, which are, for some reason, a few thousand kilometers apart. How and why did the Aracuans get there? Only Tse-Tung knows why they'd go there. Well, to be fair, the Aracuans are pretty dumb. Anyways, let's move on.

Ventura-Wolverhampton has two ways (that follow the same path, but use different means of atravel): Aero-Ventura-Wolverhapmton and Hydro-Ventura-Wolverhampton.

Aero

You fly through it. Why? Because birds fly, and Aracuans are birds. It's an exciting travel as you go through the McSky and look at everything.

Hydro

It uses water transportation. It's superefficient because of the phrase FISH!!!, which makes the water go super fast!!!!

Trajectory

US of A

It starts at Ojai's Aracuan base, then going higher in the sky through the rest of California. It goes through the Commie Casino in Vegas, then nothing much until you reach the East Coast just outside Philadelphia.

Atlantic Ocean

The two ways, Hydro and Aero, meet up and kiss- dude, that's gay. Overall, the atlantic is an chilly passby. Not much you'd expect from the ocean.

Europe

Ireland

You get to see Oscar Wilde.

Wales

You get to see Llanfairpsillygogogoch. Other than that, boring like watching paint wet.

England

Finally, Wolverhampton.

See also

• Aracuans

• Other thing about leaving Ojai