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The Ventura-Wolverhampton superproject is the biggest Aracuan proposal in their history (that won't be guaranteed to kill anyone.)
Unfourtunately, it seems the project is estimated to be completed when ASBOAAAT reaches 20 articles, meaning it may be never finished.
“I AGREE, THIS PROJECT WILL BRING MANY BENEFITS AND EASEN ARACUAN DOMINANCE IN THE ATLANTIC.”
“MAY TSE-TUNG EXPEL THE TRAITOR INVADER TURFS OPOSSUMS FROM THE VENTURA-WOLVERHAMPTON!”
What it is
The project is named as such because it connects Ventura County, specifically Ojai to Wolverhampton, which is strictly under Aracuan control.
The purpose is to estabilish a stronger tie between the two major Aracuan strongholds in the world, which are, for some reason, a few thousand kilometers apart. How and why did the Aracuans get there? Only Tse-Tung knows why they'd go there. Well, to be fair, the Aracuans are pretty dumb. Anyways, let's move on.
Ventura-Wolverhampton has two ways (that follow the same path, but use different means of atravel): Aero-Ventura-Wolverhapmton and Hydro-Ventura-Wolverhampton.
Aero
You fly through it. Why? Because birds fly, and Aracuans are birds. It's an exciting travel as you go through the McSky and look at everything.
Hydro
It uses water transportation. It's superefficient because of the phrase FISH!!!, which makes the water go super fast!!!!
Trajectory
US of A
It starts at Ojai's Aracuan base, then going higher in the sky through the rest of California. It goes through the Commie Casino in Vegas, then nothing much until you reach the East Coast just outside Philadelphia.
Atlantic Ocean
The two ways, Hydro and Aero, meet up and kiss- dude, that's gay. Overall, the atlantic is an chilly passby. Not much you'd expect from the ocean.
Europe
Ireland
You get to see Oscar Wilde.
Wales
You get to see Llanfairpsillygogogoch. Other than that, boring like watching paint wet.
England
Finally, Wolverhampton.
See also
• Aracuans