665 (Number)

665 is considered to be "the holy number", because it is below the satanic number known as 666.

It is common to see this number if you stumble into any church made after Albert Einstein discovered math.

Biblical History of 665

It all started when Satan made the number 666 sometime during the Bible.

He made the number because the 6's kinda looked like horns, which were sweet as hell (LOL).

Jesus said "No! That number is DEMONIC! I shall maketh a holy number so that Satan can shush it and go back to hell!".

So that's what Jesus did. He subtracted the last digit by one, and now 665 exists. (Short history, I know. Compared to 68.)

Churches which use 665 to show their dedication to the lord

The Church Of Crazy Cat Ladies Who Really Love Jesus - You can see the number to the left wall if you can survive not stepping on any of the cats.

The Satanic Temple - You can see it above the Goat shapped statue of Satan, but the 5 is cross(teehee)ed out and replaced with a 6.

Shouty Mabel's snake extravaganza church for potentially dying! - She has it on her snake tank where there is a 50/50 chance of her or her audience dying.

Scientology - I don't think that this is the correct article...eh, guess they count. Ish. Kinda. Maybe.

Criticism

Some churches use 1225 as their number instead because Jesus was born on December 25th. Those churches think that using 665 is more lazy than buying every infomercial product and actually using it. And that's lazy! The churches which use 1225 are way more boring than the churches which use 665, so they will not be talked about for longer than this sentence.