Yodeling

Although the Swiss are known for their neutrality, yodeling has far from a neutral effect on your ears.

“No asking questions, it’s hopeless. I won’t change this article but you probably will.”

~ a clam on yodeling

Yodeling is a commonly used HO HODELLAY HODEYOOHOO-YOOHOO-YOOHOO German language (the only existing one) that you can have a conversation with, but is hard to master. (It's impossible.) I honestly could not care less about the language, because nobody actually knows this shit. If you do HO HODELLAY YODELLEEHO-HOO-HOO, you are probably a blonde. This was made by the Irish, when a man was screaming at his friend to HO LAHODELLAY YAAAAHEYAHODELOOHOO-LOOHOO-LOOHOO pass him a sausage, and then this language was created – no further explanations required. If you know this language and take offense to this article, please call the customer support hotline. 1-800-what-did-you-expect

See also

• Blonde jokes
• Vuvuzela
• HowTo:Be German
• Switzerland and weapons of mass destruction