Whopper Whopper
Don't trust this commercial jingle. Don't. It's a brainwashing technique by Burger King advertising executives to make you buy their meal. Only thing is, we always never meet the hypnosis. We always get angry when we hear it, smashing our TV, posting the abomination on places like this, you get the idea.
The song's lyrical writing consists of having a monarchist ego over a customizable whopper. You'd like to have it your way when you want it, but you can't be this fucking guy. Well, technically not him, but still.
But wait, there's MORE! We've also got a bacon and cheese variation, a Superbowl variation, a chicken variation, and an after school variation! Just to hear more of the mixbreed sing into your ears!
Lyrical Embodiment of Pain[edit | edit source]
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper, flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this da-a-a-y.
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, it's OK if I don't want that, Impossible or bacon Whopper, any Whopper my way.
You rule, you're seizing the day,
You rule, you're seizing the day,
at BK, have it your way.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The original 1974 song this was based off of (which was better in all the meaning) was in response to Mickey D's Big Mac jingle in the same year. The song later popped it ass back up in 2004...And not many people here were surprised.
Original Lyrics Before the Instant Shift Into Egotism[edit | edit source]
Have it your way, have it your way Have it your way at Burger King!
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce Special orders don’t upset us All we ask is that you let us serve it your way!
We can serve your broiled beef Whopper Fresh with everything on topper Anyway you think is proper, have it your way!
Have it your way, have it your way At Burger King, eat at Burger King!
...NOW THAT'S BETTER.
See Also[edit | edit source]
Justin Bieber [[Hell]