User talk:YAAM
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, YAAM, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for the incoming badasses:
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00:30, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Civility[edit source]
We appreciate your edits to Uncyclopedia, however it appears your conduct is another issue. Could you please refrain from edit summaries such as, "LISTEN, YA STUPID-ASS! 1. PERIODS AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE. 2. PERIODS INSIDE QUOTES. HOW MANY TIMES DO I AND ANYONE ELSE HAVE TO DRIVE IT THROUGH YOUR THICK CONCRETE SKULL??? Fucking idiots."? We do have a policy on being civil here. Thanks. --EMC [TALK] 00:43, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
- disgusted grunt* Just look at this talkpage, now. --YAAM 00:54, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
The 2nd Welcome![edit source]
Hello YAAM and Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like it here and decide to stay.
Useful guides and reference for your contributions:
I hope you enjoy the site and being an Uncyclopedian. Always remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you want to start an article of your own it is usually best to start it within your namespace, for example, User:Skid 40145/Article about stuff. If you do this you can edit it at your leisure and move it over into the mainspace when it’s done. To start an article in the mainspace attach this template - {{construction}} to your work, so other Users will know you'll be back to finish it.
Should you need any help, do not hesitate to ask me on my talk page or ask at the Village Dump Forum. You can also add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced writers straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Once again welcome to the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:54, 21 July 2008 (UTC)