User talk:Xenophage

Attention!

Hello, Xenophage, and welcome to the army! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you hate the place and decide to stay. If not, we'll get the sniper ready.Anyway, here are a few good links for recruits:

• Troop Field Book
• How to not be gunned down and not be stupid

If you don't die at all, read the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five ways to repair a machine gun
• How to get a humvee started
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Wimp's Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a killing machine! Please sign your name in blood on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

Darnit

I wanted to welcome him!!! Xeno is my fwiend. /sulk. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:30, 10 July 2007

Sorry. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:30, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Hehe nps :) Hes a long-time reader, first-time editer. Its just nice to see him finally register. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:40, 10 July 2007

Thanks noob :P

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:53, 10 July 2007

Joo are berry welcomes (hope dis turns out right i r uncyc nub still)--Xenophage 03:34, 11 July 2007 (UTC)