User talk:VodkaTabako
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, VodkaTabako, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 20:16, 21 May 2006 (UTC) --VodkaTabako 20:19, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Hi![edit source]
Hi, its me BarryC from the chatroom. I'm just here to say hello and be friendly. Please leave any questions on my talkpage. See you round. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC 
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 20:24, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
--- Hi Barry! Thanks for leaving a 'hello'! I certainly shall if I have any questions, thank you!
--VodkaTabako 20:25, 21 May 2006 (UTC)