User talk:Uglychick

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Welcome Uglychick. Did anyone say hello to you on this site? I was looking at your Billy the Kid article. That shows promise! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:20, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Your article

I have moved it here as it was still incomplete when the ICU tag on it expired. Now it is in your userspace you can work on it for as long as you like without fear of deletion. If you have any questions about this then you can ask on my talk page. --ChiefjusticeWii 07:10, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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