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Thank you Sir Sycamore. --ThisStatementIsFalse 20:46, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Greek postmen beat zombies to win oddest book title

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080905/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_book

Fri Sep 5, 5:11 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - "Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers" benefited from a late surge in public support to win the title on Friday of oddest book title of the past 30 years, The Bookseller magazine said.

The book -- a comprehensive record of Greek postal routes by Derek Willan -- grabbed 13 percent of the 1,000 international public votes cast to chose the oddest title from the winners of the annual competition that began in 1978.

It beat "People Who Don't Know They're Dead" and "How To Avoid Huge Ships" into second and third places with 11 and 10 percent respectively.

"The posties pulled off a real shock here. The pre-tournament favourite was the prize's first ever recipient - "Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice," said Horace Bent, custodian of the annual Diagram Prize.

"Right from the off, it was Gary Leon Hill's "People Who Don't Know They're Dead" that set the pace. It topped the polls for over three weeks," he added.

Another early favourite "How To Bombproof Your Horse" also failed to feature in the final count.

The prize was dreamed up initially at the 1978 Frankfurt Book Fair as a way of avoiding boredom. It has since become an annual star. This year's winner was "If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs."

(Reporting by Jeremy Lovell; Editing by Matthew Jones)

--ThisStatementIsFalse 13:40, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

How A Homeless Bag Lady Can Jump Start Her Real Estate Investing Career

(From Rich Urban's real estate investment blog)

Upon looking at the Real Estate Investing message boards, I’ve come to find a very common question that seems to resurface over and over again. “I have No Money and I have horrible credit. Can I still invest In Real Estate?”

I want to answer this question once and for all, so I thought about it from the perspective of having absolutely nothing. What would I do if I was homeless and had zero resources?

Well, life is much easier if you have one of the two, but it’s not a necessity. With great credit you could write a check against a credit line and buy houses immediately.

Obviously, you’d be in an even better situation with pure cash. Still yet, all is not lost if you lack both Cash and Credit. You will merely need to use the following strategies until you can increase either your cash supply or build up your credit: (More) --ThisStatementIsFalse 11:59, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

No touching other user pages any time

This constitutes for a heavy fine and spanking. Thank you. ~ 17:29, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry about the misunderstanding. I sometimes get it mixed up. This might explain things: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Talk:Necrophiliphobia

Anyhow, I'm glad that somebody actually looked at the page. I had fun making it. --ThisStatementIsFalse 04:29, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

I am ConstanceFear and I approve this message. --ConstanceFear 04:32, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

So am I to understand that you are using both these usernames? ~ 07:01, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Not just two but three. Don't leave out TheLivingDead or he might feel slighted. Also, I used an IP address for some editing on Necrophiliphobia when I was in my larval stage before registering my gang. Oh, and of course the IP address for this message is another one. BTW I like your whirling dervish Mogen David. Well .... not that much. --75.47.145.132 12:29, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

I am ThisStatementIsFalse and I approve this message. --ThisStatementIsFalse 18:31, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Right mate, we do not allow multiple user accounts. Choose one to stay with please. ~ 19:02, 10 November 2008 (UTC)