User talk:The grammor polise

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Hah

Grammor. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:11, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

At leest its nut speeling... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:13, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

i B kno gat ot. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:14, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

og kufc uyslfe, on leyral I olev uyo --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:22, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

WTF yon bout? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:24, 24 July 2008 (UTC)