User talk:The Good Guy

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Hi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia![edit source]

Hello, The Good Guy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! This is not an automated message, well it is kinda, but I've taken the trouble to find your talk page after noticing some of your contributions and then have copied and pasted some stuff here. Anyway, let's proceed with the welcome, shall we? Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but if not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you. I really recommend you check them out, even if you skim over them.

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Well, I'm surprised you read all of that! Have fun and don't be scared! There's only a 1 in 9 chance we'll eat you! Bye, have fun and stuff... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 19:33 6 June