User talk:Suilven2.0

Welcome!

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Blanking

Could you please stop blanking pages. --EMC ^[TALK] 18:40, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

This is your last warning. Please stop blanking articles and userpages. --EMC ^[TALK] 18:42, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

I saw your edit summary response. You've been reported to the Ban Patrol. Have a nice ban. [: --EMC ^[TALK] 18:46, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank You! --Suilven2.0 18:47, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't mention it. --EMC ^[TALK] 18:48, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

EMC has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thank you, it will look good on User:Jimbo Wales' talk page

:D --EMC ^[TALK] 18:51, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

whebu?

hes right whebu?