User talk:Soy el Morsa
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KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:18, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnPoetia:Two Brief Sonnets[edit source]
Hey Soy, thank you for coming to me. Uh, I guess that I knew that it was a parody of poems... however, that's what "UNPOETIA" is! Try to make fun of either a famous poem or a genre. I've never done an unpoetia, so I'm not sure. However, I know that people will hate this article simply because it's too short!
Again, thanks for not being angry! -- • <-> 14:25, 5 November 2007 (UTC)