User talk:Smartass11113

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I need help

im a new user. so I need help with something. how do i edit the sesame street article?? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Smartass11113 (talk • contribs)

Hey there. Just so ya know, usually you're talking to yourself when you start a topic on your own talk page, and that might cause people to think you're crazy. Granted, we're all crazy, but you know how people are. Anyways, it's best to ask someone else on their talk page--that way they're bound to see. You're lucky I happened to see this edit. As for that article, it's semi-protected, which means that only users that are autoconfirmed, or have had their account for a few days, can edit it. So basically just wait a couple days, and you'll be able to edit it. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:31, Jun 27

At least he admits that he's a new user, which might account for certain things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:25, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

And luckily this user has decided to stay and make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia. Cheers! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:27, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Huh?? umm thanks. LOL that was back in June :P Smartass11113 3:35 PM, 26 February 2009