User talk:Skully
Oh Dear![edit source]
Hello, Skully, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed your contributions and they have been pants. Basically, we think you're a spammer or vandal.
If you are not, please stop what you are doing and read:
- Beginner's Guide
- Failure to do so will most likely result in a BAN.
When you have read that, continue editing, but ease up on doing the stupid things eh? Here is another link for ya.
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hi If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here.
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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Again, piss off oh, I mean welcome! -- MrN 
17:34, Aug 20
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Skully, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please see above on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Skully/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the see above, or ask an see above on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian See above program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! --KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:58, April 30, 2011 (UTC)