User talk:Seldon
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Pee Review[edit source]
- Someone: Edit "The salmon of doubt." Its a good article but it needs some work.
- Seldon 16:59, 7 November 2006 (UTC)Dr. Seldon 11/7
As the glaring yellow box at the Village Dump indicates, this kind of request is made in the Pee Review section. Please follow that page's instructions and make your request there. ~ T. (talk) 17:05, 7 November 2006 (UTC)