User talk:Segway

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Hello, Segway, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  ~ T. (talk) 22:02, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Please be selective

With the type of images you are uploading to the site. There is a fine line between acceptable for the purposes of humour and offensive/pornographic/etc. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

OK Dude...

RE the MJ article. Did you read the whole article before you edited it? I suspect not. The article is a joke dude. Check out the edit history, and talk page. Your edits totally pissed on the joke. It's subtle. Sorry. MrN 16:30, Jul 21