User talk:Salokin lessor

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You are not a metalhead. You listen a bunch of SOAD. So what? And you can't classify RATM as a true metal band and Lamb of God.... their vocal style, you really want to go there? Well you call Iron Maiden "Gay" (very intelligent, witty, and mature on your part) (that was called SARCASIM) even though Bruce Dickinson might have one of the greatest voices in all of metal and that Iron Maiden got on VH1's 100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock, and they beat RATM. Lamb of God and SOAD didnt even get on the list. 2 Iron Maiden songs also got on Vh1's 40 Greatest Metal Songs. One of which beating your precious SOAD. And Lamb Of God again fails to make on to another list. You know y? Their vocals, unlike the obviously straight Iron Maiden,(ok this dumb, music can't be gay and i hate people like u who say that things are gay, like thats even possible, for one, and thats like saying gay people are retarded. No, your retarded). Uh, where was I before i got after u for making homophobic remarks? Oh, yes Lamb of Gods vocals well, their crap. there not distinct in any way. they sound like every other poophead who covers up there lack of talent/voice by going RAHRAHAHAHAHRAAAAAAA! If they have some thing to say, fine, give it to some one who can sing. Thats y Ozzy, IRON MADIEN, Guns N Roses, will be remebered and Lamb Of God wont be cause they dont have a voice. Back to u not being a metalhead, uhhhh, im getting tired so i'm gonna wrap this up, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day (Oh I'm sorry, Green Gay), Fall Out Boy, The White Stripes, My Chemical Romance (or My Homosexual Chemical Romance, see how stupid this?) ARENT METAL! My point is, dont hand out critisim unless u can take it. Can u take this? i dont think so. --The vader hybrid 00:35, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

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You are missing the point. By "Voice" i mean that they are distinct. Bands that come out today like Lamb Of God and Godsmack arent distinct because as i said before they go RARAHAHAHARAHAHARHA!!!!! (See Also: You Have Two Cows Music) and you can't prove that System of a down is "Cooler" than Iron Maiden (Kinda like how Iron Maiden is "gay", right?). No ONE can. And YOU havent even concentrated on a decent Iron Maiden song for 5 seconds. You havent even given Maiden the benifit of the doubt. and as i have said before "Iron Maiden on 100 Greatest Artist of Hard rock, not SOAD, blah blah blah 2 Iron Maiden songs also got on Vh1's 40 Greatest Metal Songs. One beating SOAD blah blah blah". As i've said before, Rage Aganst the Machine IS NOT A TRUE METAL BAND. And u cant listen to one metal band all the time and say "hey i'm cool, it totally counteracts all the poop i listen to in between". No it dosent work like that. So metalhead, what are the 4 biggest metal bands in the world?--The vader hybrid 03:10, 27 June 2007 (UTC)