User talk:SKYZIA
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, SKYZIA, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! MrX blow me 
21:43, 13 December 2020 (UTC)
Deleted page[edit source]
Froot (I’m assuming that’s the page you were asking about) was deleted because it was put up for a vote on VFD where several editors immediately saw that it was definitely crap and most likely spam/vanity. That kind of article normally would have been deleted immediately via QVFD. This is not the place to promote yourself. Please read the guides above for a better understanding. MrX blow me 21:46, 13 December 2020 (UTC)
Blanking[edit source]
And stop blanking pages or you’ll be blocked. MrX blow me 21:48, 13 December 2020 (UTC)
Concerning the message you left to me[edit source]
Hi,
Here on Uncyclopedia, we are a democratic, not an autocratic society. We have abandoned a policy of "administrative autonomy", under which administrator decisions cannot be contested by other administrators, a little more than a year ago. Therefore, any deletions of any articles which aren't visibly crap are usually put up to vote.
The Froot article was deleted because of a vote on VFD, our "vote for deletion" system. Another user nominated the article, and three other people agreed within the next three days without any users contesting it. Therefore, I went ahead and deleted. It's routine practice.
By the way, it's generally considered highly offensive to blank someone else's page without consensus. Normally, that's a ban-able offense, but consider this a warning instead. Consensus is what makes encyclopedias work.
If you wish to have a guide on how to become a humor-writing supreme leader, HTBFANJS is the best starting point I can point you to.