User talk:Ratman28

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:52, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

What would you like me to do?

Would you like your page restored in your namespace so you can work on it? I can do that. It obviously hasn't passed the community "sniff test" yet, but that doesn't mean it never will. That's probably your best bet right now.--<<>> 12:22, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

After reading the page, I can see why it was deleted, but again, I can restore it to your userspace so you can edit it until it's more "Uncyclopedian." Make sure to respond on my talk page, or I might not notice.--<<>> 12:28, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Upon further research, it appears you are banned, just as you requested. When you return, leave me a message on my talk page, and I'll look into restoring it.--<<>> 15:59, 9 October 2006 (UTC)