User talk:Perestroika
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Perestroika, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:
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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 08:36, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Can I do this? Like, making one of these big titles?[edit source]
I'm sure I can do it, since I've earned it for my great JFK's jokes (really, that's just a joke, JFK didn't go-asplode on Die Hard 2 premiere, he was just murdered). I see the "How to be funny and not just stupid" is in Bold, Italic and has a link on it... that might be some kind of message (the "Ur fuck n00b" type).
Thanks again for suggesting that I went too far with JFK. Maybe you want to talk about it? Maybe you're... hiding something? Like some gun in the book depository? Ok, I promise, no more references to dead presidents. And I'll try to make my humor fit in Uncyclopedia, I'll really try. Even if that means cutting it into little pieces Let's make a test:
BAT FUCKING INSANE
Yeah, I can do it. No pain. No pain.
(The statement above was a fucking joke, I loved the Bat Fucking Insane articles, despite what Jesus and Eric Clapton say)
--Perestroika (the one and only way to the top) 23:01, 21 February 2009 (UTC)