User talk:Papa13/Melton

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I would definantly agree with you, Melton is the worst place I have ever lived! I moved here from Ballarat unknowingly about 12 months ago and since being here the only work I can get is temporary bar staff in the city. Everyone see's I am from Melton and automatically throws my resume in the trash. I remember one occasion I went to a pub in Melbourne and handed in a resume, and the Manager looked at me and said "Your not what I'd expect being from Melton"! A majority of people in this town are nothing but lowlife scum, even my estate agent looks like a full on stoner who doesnt really care for his properties and people literally hold their breathes on the train as theyre passing through. This town is low life druggie town which is run by morons who honestly shouldnt be wasting tax payers money on it. But I guess once you take all the low lifes outta this town where are they gonna go? Wherever it is, they would just destroy that town too, my vote is with you, take all the dole bludging druggies and morons and put them all here, then build a river mote around it with no entry or exit like Alcatraz, then just have air support do food drops every now then! As long as the missus, myself and her familay get out I dont care what happens to the rest, they can drown in their own filth for all I care!