User talk:Orian57/Under my matress

Ack! I got some gay on me! But at least the cosmic balance is being maintained. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:21, 17 Jul

Well I got cooties from your page! And yes, cosmic balance, I am it's grand protector! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:26 17 July 2008

FEATURE!!!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:53, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

You're kinda kinda giving me mixed messages there Dexter... are you a closeted bisexual? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:08 21 July 2008

I'm an anti-sexual. All things sexual must die!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:19, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

For the record, while this is obviously not my cup of tea, I approve. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:21, 22 Jul

Oh well that's ok then. I approve of your lifestyle choice, Dexter. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:55 22 July 2008

Yay Opty-approval! Do I get a certificate? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:55 22 July 2008

This has got to be the gayest page on the whole wiki evar. I'm sure you're quite proud of that. Anyway, I made my own version of this sort of stuff here. I'm not whoring, I just going to ask if you think we should link to it on your page? --Mnbvcxz 22:17, 4 January 2009 (UTC)