User talk:Orian57/UnProvise/UPR/pornyporn.com

“ only just turned six,... his tiny cock from his Thomas the Tank Engine shorts ”

You can't write this! It's child porn, we'll be arrested! Although if we share a cell it won't be so bad... SK Sir Orian57Talk  RotM 18:29 22 September 2008

Watch me... Believe me, I'll do anything to avoid being left in a cell with you unless I have lots of lubricant, some morphine, maybe a couple of tonnes of paracetamol, condoms, nappies, contraceptive pills and a lawyer. - [19:28 22 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Not sure what the paracetemol is for but everything else sounds kinky, in a good way. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:30 22 September 2008

It's for the fucking great big headache and strange stomach pains you could and will leave me with. PERVERT! - [19:47 22 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

But I'll be gentel! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:06 22 September 2008

Yettie, you can't! 13 at the very least! I mean ... SIX!? ... actually, now that I think about it, I don't care. I'll just go into denial like I always do. *giggles* pornyporn! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:23, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

John Thomas, get it? No? What? Really? It's another word for penis! Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (01:01 11-9-2008)